In Love With the Dark

"People seem to think you can't become a cap'm unless you drive a boat. Well I don't."

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[couchnapping]

my nose!

[mutationgirl]

you aren’t supposed to know that word anymore

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[megafaunatic]

ok mouse.

[dogpuppy]

[pardalote]

Pixel alphabet - pardalote's Ko-fi Shop

A simple pixel alphabet I designed. Chunky, quirky, retro, gamer. Go forth and stitch, copy, modify in whatever way pleases you. Available

Another small freebie stitch pattern for you, this time it's a cross stitch alphabet! A quirky, chunky, retro game-ish alphabet I designed for cross stitch: small caps, numbers, ?!

Proper-free, CC0 - do what you like with it. <3

Edit to add! Some silly beaded pieces I've made using this font:

[bubleous]

lazy evenings

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[badstitched]

New Patreon Pattern ~ Dandelion

How about a little more subtle Pride in your cross stitch? This design features a dandelion with a smirking face, the large poofball letting out little gay seedlings.

Or you can stitch the more natural looking version!

Or some alternative elements. You do you, this is your stitch journey.

Find this on my patreon, Tier 2 & Tier 3 until July 15th!

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[embroiderycrafts]

“Small but detailed my latest embroidered patch set” what do you think? by rickpeer90 on reddit.

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[ivy-michaels]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[doubleca5t]

[feyd-meowtha]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

[microsff]

"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"

"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."

After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"

"This, too, is magic."

[penpaladinjules]

In the immortal words of Terry Pratchett, it doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it’s done.