Not yet corpses, still we blog

Offical blog and gimmick blog for all things related to The Corruption from The Magnus Archives!

[dogpuppy]

[the-corruption-offical]

Corruption! It has been a little while, has it not?

- @the-vast-offical

Indeed it has! My body feels like it’s going to merge with the sofa right now I’m so tired but the sky is very nice and blue where I’m at right now :3 🎷🐛

[the-vast-offical]

A very good color for the sky indeed! I truly do need to hop onto this 'body' concept, I suspect typing would be a lot easier if I had real fingers! Do you perhaps have any advice for pulling it off, making a body for yourself despite nothing, not even humans, being so easy to contain within skin?

[the-corruption-offical]

hurmm, what I quite like to do is latch onto somebody else and just use theirs. Though if you’re really interested in MAKING a body then perhaps @the-stranger-offical might know a little more?

[the-vast-offical]

Oh, stars! Yes, it seems I forgot that humans are capable vessels. I may reach out to The Stranger, then, as I don't believe many people could hold me quite so easily. Or I could ask one of the Fairchilds! Many possibilities, vast possibilities! Are you borrowing an avatar of yours or someone else?

[the-corruption-offical]

just nicking some poor bedrotting fellow for the time being. Oh, and do tell the Fairchilds I say hello!

[the-corruption-offical]

Corruption! It has been a little while, has it not?

- @the-vast-offical

Indeed it has! My body feels like it’s going to merge with the sofa right now I’m so tired but the sky is very nice and blue where I’m at right now :3 🎷🐛

[the-vast-offical]

A very good color for the sky indeed! I truly do need to hop onto this 'body' concept, I suspect typing would be a lot easier if I had real fingers! Do you perhaps have any advice for pulling it off, making a body for yourself despite nothing, not even humans, being so easy to contain within skin?

[the-corruption-offical]

hurmm, what I quite like to do is latch onto somebody else and just use theirs. Though if you’re really interested in MAKING a body then perhaps @the-stranger-offical might know a little more?

[the-vast-offical]

Lovely Speck In The Infinite Incomprehensible Expanse of Time!

Or as you little birds say, “Good morning/afternoon/night”!

I am The Vast, The Falling Titan, The Void, any which way you might call me, I have as many names as there are stars in the eternally stretching night sky! And just as many pronouns, though I fail to see why your already insignificant species insists upon putting yourselves into smaller and smaller insignificant boxes.

You may know me as the patron of the Fairchilds! They are quite the fun little family, don’t you think? You Can Join Them. You Can Join Me.

It’s Not The Fall You Fear. It’s The Landing. Fall For Eternity, Fall For The Vast.

And don’t forget to enjoy sky blue!

My fellow Fears include @the-stranger-offical, @the-spiral-official, @the-corruption-offical and @the-eye-offical!

OOC INFO:

Mod is a MINOR, and uses she/her/they pronouns!

I’m also only on Season 2, I’m fine with spoilers (obviously), but if you make any references to things after where I’ve listened to, expect me to take longer to reply since I’ll have to look up what it means

Anyway if TMA were real I would fold to the Vast SO UNBELIEVABLY QUICK. Straight up Mike Crew-ing that shit, give me Ex Altiora and I’m RUNNING with it

[the-corruption-offical]

Corruption! It has been a little while, has it not?

- @the-vast-offical

Indeed it has! My body feels like it’s going to merge with the sofa right now I’m so tired but the sky is very nice and blue where I’m at right now :3 🎷🐛

[journalism-offical]

I have kidnapped @martin-blackwood-offical and me and @the-spiral-official and @the-corruption-offical are torturing him!

- @the-stranger-offical

ohhhh dear, I suppose I should intervene shouldn't I

[jonathan-sims-offical]

THE STRANGER AND THE SPIRAL ARE GONNA JUMP MARTÍN DO SOMETHING 💔

WHAT

@the-stranger-offical @the-spiral-official DOMT TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND

CEASELESS WATCHER—

[the-stranger-offical]

Too Late! We got him all tied up, he's trapped!

@the-spiral-official did we decide if we're peeling him or leaving him to you?

@martin-blackwood-offical better call for some help!!

[the-spiral-official]

Wr can peel him AND distort him forever, we are not limmmmeted

[the-stranger-offical]

and distorting him might make more skin! I like how you think!

@martin-blackwood-offical how are you feeling about all of this?

[martin-blackwood-offical]

I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT THIS ACTUALLY

[the-stranger-offical]

Well, I Do! @the-spiral-official Does Too!

[jonathan-sims-offical]

aright since @the-eye-offical hasn’t responded yet, I’m getting the axe.

[the-stranger-offical]

You might be too late Jonny!

[the-remy-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK

IDK WHO MARTIN IS BUT DON'T TOUCH HIM I'M GETTING MY SWORD

[the-stranger-offical]

Martin is the Little Archivist's boyfriend! And I've already touched him!

peeling, distorting, disease... he's got it all!

@the-spiral-official @the-corruption-offical

[the-corruption-offical]

yeah sorry I gave him tetanus

[jonathan-sims-offical]

YOU TOO?

[the-corruption-offical]

Jane’s done it before and I’LL do it again

[jonathan-sims-offical]

THE STRANGER AND THE SPIRAL ARE GONNA JUMP MARTÍN DO SOMETHING 💔

WHAT

@the-stranger-offical @the-spiral-official DOMT TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND

CEASELESS WATCHER—

[the-stranger-offical]

Too Late! We got him all tied up, he's trapped!

@the-spiral-official did we decide if we're peeling him or leaving him to you?

@martin-blackwood-offical better call for some help!!

[the-spiral-official]

Wr can peel him AND distort him forever, we are not limmmmeted

[the-stranger-offical]

and distorting him might make more skin! I like how you think!

@martin-blackwood-offical how are you feeling about all of this?

[martin-blackwood-offical]

I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT THIS ACTUALLY

[the-stranger-offical]

Well, I Do! @the-spiral-official Does Too!

[jonathan-sims-offical]

aright since @the-eye-offical hasn’t responded yet, I’m getting the axe.

[the-stranger-offical]

You might be too late Jonny!

[the-remy-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK

IDK WHO MARTIN IS BUT DON'T TOUCH HIM I'M GETTING MY SWORD

[the-stranger-offical]

Martin is the Little Archivist's boyfriend! And I've already touched him!

peeling, distorting, disease... he's got it all!

@the-spiral-official @the-corruption-offical

[the-corruption-offical]

yeah sorry I gave him tetanus

[the-stranger-offical]

ALL OF THEM

ELDRITCH FEAR WWE SMACK DOWN NOW /j

Very Well Then!

@the-eye-offical @the-spiral-offical @the-corruption-offical

Well. I can't find the other entities! I'll just summon their avatars to fight!

@maxwell-rayner @alicetonner @julia-montauk @simonfairchildsuggestions @martin-blackwood-offical @melaniekingish @oliverbankssuggestions @of-the-lightless-flame

The Mother Of Puppets + The Flesh aren't here so they don't get a say in this I guess.

[martin-blackwood-offical]

[ Sips my tea ] Do I have to?

[the-stranger-offical]

I can put down that The Lonely forfeits, if you wish!

It will make moving forward much easier with 3 opponents already eliminated!

[martin-blackwood-offical]

Well... I'm not forfeiting, per se...

[jonathan-sims-offical]

If you even try to touch Martin, I’m joining as well.

[the-stranger-offical]

I Touched Him! I Touched Him quite a lot! Me and @the-spiral-official

He's bound to a chair, in the hallways of The Spiral! Much like you once were!

We have him! But don't worry about joining! The Eye is already a part. We don't need you, Little Archivist!

[the-spiral-official]

@jonathan-sims-offical We have your boyfriend, we have your boyfriend 🎶

[jonathan-sims-offical]

I'm going to smite all of you.

[the-stranger-offical]

We have your boyfriend! We have your Boyfriend!

@the-spiral-official

[the-spiral-official]

🎶WE ARE GGGGGGGONNA DISTORT HIM AND PEEL HIM🎶

@martin-blackwood-offical ARE YOU EXITED?!

[the-corruption-offical]

𝓦𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓘’𝓶 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓲𝓶 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 ❤️

[the-corruption-offical]

hello there corruption

-@the-eye-offical

hello there, eye! Is this Egglias boiledhard or just The Eye

[the-eye-offical]

just the eye, i am not my avatars

[the-corruption-offical]

oh yippie! Charmed! 🪱🎷🐛

[the-eye-offical]

how is it going? all well with the corruption?

[the-corruption-offical]

all is going swimmingly! This house has the most horrible smelling kitchen! How’s the eye?

[the-corruption-offical]

hello there corruption

-@the-eye-offical

hello there, eye! Is this Egglias boiledhard or just The Eye

[the-eye-offical]

just the eye, i am not my avatars

[the-corruption-offical]

oh yippie! Charmed! 🪱🎷🐛

[the-corruption-offical]

hello there corruption

-@the-eye-offical

hello there, eye! Is this Egglias boiledhard or just The Eye

[the-corruption-offical]

Heyyy! I've got a nerd who's all ruining my Unknowing because he says Science has no place with this n stuffff

Do you wanna go prove him wrong?

- @the-stranger-offical

aww hell yisss

[the-corruption-offical]

...Hello...

-- @jonathan-sims-offical

hello there archivist!!!!!

do you want to see my buges?

🐞🐛🦟🪲🪳🐜🪱

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Ur least fav gal.

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

The one and only Piper.

[astronaut-offical]

Astronaut.

[ambiguous-cactus-offical]

ambiguous cactus :D

[the-corruption-offical]

the corruption 🪱

[confessions-of-a-fallen-angel]

im so sick of Harry Potter. im sick of hearing about it. im sick of jkr. im just so sick of it. and yes this goes for the marauders. theyre even more insufferable than normal fans because they think they have moral high ground because ‘mweh mweh mweh we made it gay’ jkr doesnt care. she thinks ur a terf like she is. fuck Harry Potter and its creator and its fans and especially the marauders fandom

[false-news-offical]

THIS IS OOC AND VERY IMPORTANT

If you are getting harmful asks from someone signing off as @laciffo-natas THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY THEM

There is someone anonymously pretending to be Natas in an attempt to spread harm. Please, if you get one of these asks, report and block the anonymous sender, and delete the ask.

If you are that person, you are genuinely a waste of space on this planet earth. I hope you learn how to be happy yourself instead of spreading harm on the internet while disguised as an innocent person

You are genuinely disgusting, and a coward. Learn to do something productive with your life

And to Natas, I interact with you on my main more than I do on here, but you still probably don’t know me much. Either way you are genuinely a wonderful person, I am so sorry this is happening to you.

That’s all from me. If you are part of the officalverse then I would appreciate if you would reblog this, but don’t feel pressured to.

Stay safe everyone