Hey!

19 y/o follow my art on insta @cyborg.alpha/ Capricorn ♑️/black and red/ let’s be friends (=゜ω゜)人(゜ω゜=) [ENG/ROM]

[hajnarus]

dumb family comics for today

[inacatastrophicmind]

[x]

[hajnarus]

He didn’t travel there for this 

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[sovereignant]

@midnight-spectrum-again

[midnight-spectrum-again]

OWO

[smooththegoofyshark]

Oh my gosh it’s gotten so much better

[bonemaggots]

i call this one the “Howdy, Partner”

[overdrugs-mayhem]

NAUGHTY DOG 🐶

[summonersofruneterra]

League of Legends as an FPS/TPS - Shen YH

[onewingedangels]

Cyberpunk 2077′s APRIL 16 2020 release date moodboard

[wikihow]

[inspiringsketches]

not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL

[brunten]

im gunna fucking do this I swear. 

[diyroomdecorip]

YES

[larknnightingale]

How to Have Your First Kiss by your local magic hobo and hermit

[tashicorvus]

Sorry

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

“Hey, it looks like you dropped something.” “What?” “Your standards. Hi, I’m Julian.“💀💕

[the-cyborg-alpha]

Hot 🤤🔥🔥

[the-cyborg-alpha]

Bird Julian and bird Apprentice posing to beat demon goat 🐐 😈

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[ohwormbro]

GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO

[thedemonlady]

master and student dancing together …

[jadedlynx]

[alexgvart]

lookin’ cool 

[jadedlynx]