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dutchster

when it’s cold outside

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

NO

saintemiliosandoz

joseph: mary, how are you pregnant?

mary, who’s about to invent christianity: oh? haven’t you heard?

averagefairy

honestly if I lived in a spacious apartment that had a big kitchen with stainless steel appliances and plenty of counter space I would never be depressed again. actually thats a lie but at least I could be depressed in my huge beautiful kitchen

thorodinson

I’m asking for safe passage… through the Anus.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

starkdottir

i love how he is openly one of us.

sicktekkers-deactivated20150829

“real life doesnt have trigger warnings” imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like “sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:” when everyone started going into anaphylactic shock

cheezitslut

Or movies stop having previews or ratings and 5 year olds are crying in Quentin Tarantino movies and their parents are saying “time to grow up (:”

nolmenasj

lmao sjws and their fuckin wet floor signs

ankle-beez

this is way too fucking relatable

themoufofthesouth

Is this intended for kids or mentally disturbed young adults?

girthakitt-blog

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

divorceddadrock

Is this about Iron Man and Black Panther.

thewintersoldiers-moved-blog

“new york. queens. it’s a rough borough, but hey, it’s home.”

edromyheart

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳

itsaruse

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The gaydar is a multifunctional tool and the straights not only don’t have it, they also think its only for spotting gay ppl

pro-gay-deactivated20170112

Other settings:

- Spotting homophobes before they speak - Spotting gays to avoid - Spotting iconic songs - Spotting the safest and quickest route back home so you don’t get beaten or killed after school & many more

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What the straights have is a cheap imitation which is really downgraded and has only 1 function called “stereotyping”

justanothercinemaniac

Other People: “I liked Wonder Woman, but it’s so unrealistic that Steve Trevor would fall in love with her over what was basically a weekend.” Me: “Dude, I just spent 141 minutes of a movie with her and if she were real I’d propose on the spot.”

buzzfeed

Oh, Canada.

weavemama

trump’s 1 year anniversary of being president is starting off with the government shutting down that’s the perfect representation of how american politics has been going for the past year

sailorbryant

HOW DO WE HAVE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN WHEN ONE PART CONTROLS THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

hotdamn5sos

nizzlekicks

When you broke but you woke

thresholdofzero-deactivated2018

Wait… Guys what?

Is this what you guys think it means when GMO comes up in conversation?

Do you know what else is a GMO?

Dogs. Literally ALL dogs have had their genetics modified to make them more docile, loyal, trusting, energetic, obedient ect.

Ears of corn used to be the size of your thumb. Through selective ‘breeding’ we chose the strains of corn that were the biggest, fastest growing, most resilient ect. Ect.

THAT is a GMO. I don’t know where the idea that genetic modification meant they’re injecting your food stuffs with chemicals to change its DNA. That’s not how it works.

However, they ARE spraying your veggies with pesticides and that is something you should be worried about.

Companies like Monsanto are evil. But not because they are breeding crops to feed more people. But because they’re monopolizing the farming market, sueing farmers who share a geographic area and have some of the same strains of crops in their fields because of unavoidable cross pollination and lying about their business practices.

pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217

This is Normal Borlaug. In 1942 he received his Ph. D in plant pathology and genetics. In Mexico, he developed semi-dwarf, high-yield, disease resistant varieties of wheat. A genetically modified food. He introduced these to Mexico, Pakistan and India, resulting in double the wheat yields in a 5 year span. In 1970, Borlaug was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, for saving one billion lives from starvation, and contributing to world peace through increasing the world food supply.

Genetically modified food is great.

fuckyeah-nerdery

This, a thousand fucking times this. Privilege is spouting and spreading pseudo-science bullshit you saw on your Facebook feed or on Twitter because unlike people in drought and famine prone areas of the world, you have the option to do just that. Those other parts of the world that don’t have the benefit of a food surplus and can’t pick and choose what they eat depend on GMOs to not die of starvation or watch their children waste away. I despise Monsanto as much as the next person and if they ever go out of business, I’ll be the first to dance a jig, but condemning GMOs just because one megacorp is a pile of shitbags is beyond idiotic. If scientists can create new strains of seeds that can withstand disease, pests, all while yielding more foodstuff, then we should be throwing our support behind them.

ischemgeek

Also, “They are feeding us chemicals!” is a fundamentally ridiculous statement.

Why?

As a chemist, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret:

Everything is chemicals.

c-bassmeow

Anti-gmo rhetoric and reasoning is based more on lack of understanding in science and strange doomsday scenarios than proper scientific reasoning and empirical evidence.