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[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[slushyseals]

Friendly reminder we are ruled by a king. This is him.

Photos of King Kroshik in the royal ballroom.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[lorienlady]

In the UK these are also Marigolds, but I don’t think anyone is going to confuse them for any of the flowers in the above thread

[mystycor]

Extra, Extra, Read All About It

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?

[elodieunderglass]

I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!

[cozy-nostalgia]

Zap To It! (The Grimm Adventures of Billy & Mandy)

Childhood Internet Games 1/?

[6luedream6lunt]

luh fine shyt

literally just pics of brian haight that make me feel......

[jonpertwee]

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

[aliceinmadnessland]

[transgendercoolcat]

Each reblog = one wish my cat will overthrow fascism

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Cousin Skeeter (1998 - 2001)

[how-gay-can-you-get]

‘Would you rather kiss Phil or die?’

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[antique-scarecrow]

[frutigerdollie]

Frutiger aero/aqua littlest pet shop (part 1)

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Windows XP

[pangur-and-grim]

my meds are working too well, and now I have a new problem. for years I’ve had to limit my exertion carefully, which meant essentially being housebound, but now!!!! I have all this energy!! and have found that it’s actually very boring to stay home all day when you’re not distracted by your body actively eating you.

I need to remember what sort of life I had pre-illness, and rebuild that 😤