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Tolkien-loving, Potterhead, Anime trash. Apparently I'm worth 15 potato and a well-bred donkey. For any and all y'all who need it, you are not a grade, a number, an amount of money, or a skill. You are fearfully and wonderfully made.

[star-wars-and-stuffs]

Captain Phasma by Nathan Baertsch

[wittgensteinsmister]

Trump offers Jeb the position of running-mate to humiliate him further but Jeb assassinates him when he least expects

[wittgensteinsmister]

It’s like Hamlet

[butch-king-frankenstein]

the ghost of George H.W. Bush appears to Jeb and tells him to restore honor to the Republican Party

[cryptidfuckery]

[foxyclock]

when ur friend is 1 year younger then u

When ur friend is 1 year older than u

[highdensityrabbitsituation]

Hamilton + @ao3tags

as far as I can tell no one’s done this yet? also shoutout to @adiuvissem for essentially coauthoring this

Bonus:

[daddykinkskywalker]

[richardganseyiiii]

civil war mid credits scene: bucky is on trial without an attorney. we hear a door open. we see footsteps and a cane tapping the floor. cut to matt murdock’s face. “i will be representing mister barnes”. natasha smiles in the audience. cut to credits.

[punsatisfying-deactivated201602]

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

[elekktra]

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

[mrswaylandworld-deactivated2018]

THIS IS YOUR LAST NIGHT Y'ALL

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[emotrashness-deactivated2016100]

Carrie Fisher has no fucking chill and that’s why I love her

[successionthemesong]

“obi wan theres sand everywhere I dont know what to do hELP”

[giyuko]

Will you give me a second chance?

[hannibal-senpai-deactivated2013]

those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then

[theoldestchorusgirlintheworld]

I feel fundamentally dishonest using the phrase “low key” so often because inside my heart and soul I’m actually and unambiguously and inappropriately obsessively 100% full scale high key about literally everything I ever think and feel and look at.

[jgroffdaily]

Congrats Hamilton on winning the Grammy Award for Best Musical Theater Album 2016!

“Remember, I grew up not seeing Broadway shows, but loving cast albums. So when you have our cast album, you can go home and listen to it and you’re gonna imagine your own version of Hamilton. Because frankly, it’s tough to get a ticket!” –Lin-Manuel Miranda

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

when ya film killin it at the oscars

[graceebooks]

#finally the awards you deserved for babe pig in the city

[dakt37]

Current aesthetic: clones gently touching each other’s shoulders in the background

[alltheladiesyouhate]

counterpoint to all those cute “little girls looking up to rey” stories: i saw a little boy stab his father with kylo ren’s lightsaber at target the other day