where productivity comes to die:

wat the hap is fuckening

[treetreader]

bone dog bone dog bone dog bone dog bone dog bone dog bone dog bone dog bone dog

[gorusiti7]

The other day, I met Suicune in Dream Island, but I wonder how we got home together.

[gmbencompetence]

Pokopia makes it canon that Pokemon refer to their casual friends by their Pokemon species and that using their preferred name is an affectionate, intimate thing.

And I can’t really articulate just why that’s so darling and cute if a world building flourish.

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[beemovieerotica]

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

[hollowedskin]

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

[pizzamafiaart]

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

[pitbolshevik]

[cuttledreams-bugs]

Finally drew the Bugs ✨ (plus a few friends)

[ohabeeeeeee]

@otiksimr

[dajo42]

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

[robotblues]

Javelina

[summerf0x]

[arboret-art]

pikaboo! posted early on patreon ✷ prints

[cherrycro]

[stah-l]

pikmin book club

[chthonicillness]

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

[front-facing-pokemon]

[bimstown]