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"I AM THE CRYPTID TOUR GUIDE"-Death (they/them; cis - ambiguous online)

"it's a crab rave sorta night"-War (she/her; cis)

"Put the penis away we're both gay"-Famine (he/they;nb)

“always go a little crazy”-Pestilence (she/her)

I'm learning to croquette for the first time.

My unfinished chameleon looks like a sperm. A hairy, gay sperm.

No complaints; immensely amused.

_Death

"I could sit on this box," Death

"Don't sit on that box-" War

"I'm already on it." Death

War and I as we were sealing up a care package we were sending Famine. War and I were facing each other the whole time. They watched me do it. And I watched them watch me. I could indeed sit on that box.

_Death

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The Titty Pot

WE NEED THE TITTY TEAPOT WAR FOUND AT AN ANTIQUE SALE!!!!!!!!!!!

_Death

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I like to end anything I write with a space.

I feel like an art piece is always subject to the nature of time and I leave a space at the end of everything I piece I write as an homage to/out of respect for the omnipresent artistic force of time and the universe itself.

All of humanity's art pieces are collaborative works with the nature of existence.

I fu*k hard with the beauty of humanity being an extension of the universe's creative experiments.

_Death

Got new glasses.

Everything's crispy now.

Yay! :)

_Death

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Lately I've been seeing more youtube comments sharing the scientific names of shark in non-shark related videos and I am immensely happy.

I have been growing my glorious collection of google tabs with sharks to research for when I need a pick-me-up, or just because.

_Death

I do not perceive the microwave.

_Death

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Shit

I LOST A TINY SCRE IN MY BED

my laptop keeps dropping a tiny screw but I'm gonna find it

_Death

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I found it! :)

_Death

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Shit

I LOST A TINY SCRE IN MY BED

my laptop keeps dropping a tiny screw but I'm gonna find it

_Death

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Artistic Blue Balling

You know how you'll get an art idea and you wanna experiment with it so you start a painting that you're bringing into existence purely to potentially obliterate it with creative figmentations

but then you realize the painting is actually starting to look nice, and you're getting kinda attached to it, and now you have an actual direction you wanna take it in.

The 'fuck it piece' is no longer a fuck it piece but you still have a creative experiment that you must pursue but you got artistic blue balled by accidentally becoming attached and committed to your loving fuckery.

_Death

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Loathsome Lamp

I think the closest thing I've ever felt to true spite is the feelings I harbor for this one lamp

This one damn lamp

The poor lamp did absolutely nothing to me {And I do get some level of entertainment out of my lamp aimed anger}

I'm pretty sure a lizard brain part of my mind declared it as an environmental disrespect

That being said though, as long as it's off I find it very pretty, I just don't like it on. Or rather, I don't like it on specifically before whatever I deem to be late evening, probably.

I'm like a moth but agitation rendition. Or maybe just a normal moth. Who knows, moths might've been trying to fight light sources this whole time.

_Death

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Honestly feck that lamp

I outlasted it

It went away long ago

Sure, it was a pretty lamp but it was an affront to my evening peace

_Death

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Brains are skull guts

_Death

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I stand by this

This take is grievously underrated

_Death

Following dog and cat hashtags on the shared tumblr so the other Hoursemen can see cute things when they log on

(Also please share animal posts, I want more serotonin to share with the Hoursemen and the with the mases at large as well)

_Death

fungalfaggot

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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4. I'll piss on my enemies and/or their most loved things in life

5. I can give myself a treat of some form and no one can (or will) stop me

_Death

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”