Honeybadger don't give a shit.

Reuben ▪ 23 ▪ he/him/his ▪ aro ▪ pan ▪ poly ▪ trans ▪ ♊ ▪ pagan

[headspace-hotel]

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

[omghotmemes]

This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form

[coyotesmokebreak]

[galaxianbitch]

How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is

[bingomann]

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

[bingomann]

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

[bingomann]

roomba company, please make this happen

[fire-is-her-water]

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.

[sushinfood]

baby boomers: we don’t need robots

everyone else: we don’t deserve robots

[void-of-any-life-deactivated201]

Arvtdjryfyjdhg CUUUUUTE

[the-hufflepuff-prince]

Love when I come home and my house smells overwhelmingly like shitty, over-smoked weed.

Throughout the whole fucking thing.

The smell even saturated my room despite my door being closed, and my windows being left full open all day.

Cant fucking wait to move out of this shithole,, for so many reasons.

[justbadpuns]

May the Fourth be with you! Here is a collection of some of my favourite Star Wars puns

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[lsleofskye]

Plitvice Lakes National Park, Croatia | michaelmatti

[sacredkarcram]

[bromojumbo]

she’s about to risk it all

[thetalee]

Wait no stop, this brings up a good question: HOW does Thor fit in within the christian worldview!?!?

[metal-gear-samus]

Oh I think sister Marjorie can fit him in just fine

[xenosagaepisodeone]

people on twitter will say "remember being on tumblr???" and still scour this site in the year 202X for posts to steal verbatim for the clout 😔

[love]

Nature’s Reflection by Icy & Sot

[sparkel-dog]

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[anarchy-kisses]

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

[thickness-protection-program]

“Get the strap!”

[chloes-yellow-cup]

[vickisigh]

Your body is a garden, allow it to grow~  ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡ ❀ ✿ ❁

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[parkchanwoohoo]

Saw someone say the USPS is the largest employer of veterans in the country and I think this is the tactic we should take for all political conversations. You want to privatize the postal service, you hate vets. You don't want universal healthcare? Why are you disrespecting cops

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh you want strong voting restrictions and fewer polling places? You want to make it harder for AMERICANS to exercise their God-given, constitutional right to VOTE? What are you, a fucking commie?

[parkchanwoohoo]

Russian psyops have been spreading fake news about how raising the minimum wage would be bad for the economy. Do NOT listen to this propaganda, they want us Americans to be weak and exhausted so that they can invade us with greater ease,

[lazy-cat-corner]

Build a wall? So communists can make it easier to lock us in and brainwash our children? Yeah, Paul sounds totally safe!

[chsblog-moved]

include straight trans people in your activism and representation or i’ll take out your fucking knees with a crowbar this has been a warning

[kira-astra-infinitum]

And also hetero aspec/arospec people, please?

[chsblog-moved]

you’re absolutely right thank you, anyone who excludes straight acespec and arospec people gets a crowbar to the knees as well

[chsblog-moved]

reblog this version instead pls