sleep deprived and ready to die

I'm 28 years old, they/them. illustrator/designer in the US Follow my insta for art: maysebastianartwork Website: maysebastianartwork.com

[byjove]

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

[byjove]

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

[pooslie]

[angelsandfelines]

“You can stay at my place, if you like.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[but-a-humble-goon]

Oh fuck, the Hulk is now in Dark Souls.

[krimreader]

Supergirl in Stardew Valley. I'm pretty sure that's just a regular visit to the Kent farm though

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[peggy-carters-hat-maker]

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[mooreaux]

The prodigal son of house Pavus…

(This pic is even better when u know the snake is his shapeshifting boyfriend)

[antoniabishop]

more dogs of tumblr! thanks to everyone who sent their photo, I'll do more again soon 🖤

[bonescrews]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[weepingwidar]

Casey Weldon (US-American, 1979) - Curtains (2026)

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[t1ypo]

‘Siegfried’ by Thomas Theodor Heine, 1921

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

i forgot ppl are legit attracted to anime boys and i saw someone say "LOOK AT HIM. y'all need to appreciate him more😡" like girl... he's lines

[louisegluckpdf]

"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song

[sandersstudies]

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

[sandersstudies]

Help I’m hearing it in their voices now

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[microposting]

people went to war over this show

[sanrio-stud]

who suffered more?

Pearl

jesus christ

Voting ended onApr 10

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.