Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.
why… is this………….. true…………………
You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.
why… is this………….. true…………………
You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.
From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]
Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*
the caption did not prepare me
the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered
Ah yes the Percy Jackson series sea boy, blonde girl, and half goat man.
book one: sea boy finds out he has been best friends with a 30 year old half goat man and has to prove that no officer he has never seen that lightning bolt in his life
book two: half goat man gets married and sea boy together with blonde girl must cross a sea filled with scary fish to attend the wedding.
book three: blonde girl and a bunch of other people go missing or die and sea boy tries to either find them or save them with the help of a girl who was a tree who is currently a former tree that is now a girl while half goat man dreams up a new problem for himself
book four: sea boy, blonde girl, and friends have some fun in the cornless maze of death meanwhile half goat man has other things to worry about
book five: sea boy gets flawless skin of steel (with parent’s permission), blonde girl gets just a little stabbed, and half goat man is now half goat lord.
im about to get so tan you guys
- Icarus’s last words
“I wish I had the time to do that.”
- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing
I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
Every time i see this it hurts my tummy
WHY IS THIS SO DANG FUNNY
and i'm proud of y'all
David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh
say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page
I’m gonna name my daughter Theresa but pronounce it like “there’s a”.
Theresa Snakeinmyboot
if the guy in a book is a sarcastic little shit with messy black hair then congratulations my good sir I am now yours
“I may not live to see our glory, but I will gladly join the fight. And when our children tell our story, they’ll tell the story of tonight.” — Hamilton
Digital, in Artflow and Photoshop
I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?
Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018
like 9 out of 10 vine compilations are just the same vines in maybe a slightly different order
#and im watching them anyway!
Writing your own world’s mythology sounds hard until you realize most mythologies are created on the “oh, haven’t you heard?” principle
Some ancient Greek dude: hey why are you pregnant? You aren’t married
The lady about to come up with zeus: oh haven’t you heard?
everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing