[arcampbell94]

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

[token-white-friend]

why… is this………….. true…………………

[lonelymountainson]

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

Ah yes the Percy Jackson series sea boy, blonde girl, and half goat man. 

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

book one: sea boy finds out he has been best friends with a 30 year old half goat man and has to prove that no officer he has never seen that lightning bolt in his life

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

book two: half goat man gets married and sea boy together with blonde girl must cross a sea filled with scary fish to attend the wedding.

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

book three: blonde girl and a bunch of other people go missing or die and sea boy tries to either find them or save them with the help of a girl who was a tree who is currently a former tree that is now a girl while half goat man dreams up a new problem for himself

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

book four: sea boy, blonde girl, and friends have some fun in the cornless maze of death meanwhile half goat man has other things to worry about

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

book five: sea boy gets flawless skin of steel (with parent’s permission), blonde girl gets just a little stabbed, and half goat man is now half goat lord.

[uscongress]

im about to get so tan you guys 

[adambloghart]

- Icarus’s last words 

[dimedog]

“I wish I had the time to do that.”

- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

[mossandrock]

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

[thecompanionsdoctor]

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

[thecompanionsdoctor]

Which one of you assholes brought this back

[piscespoppy]

Every time i see this it hurts my tummy

[khiphery]

WHY IS THIS SO DANG FUNNY

[rockhardgeologist]

[bienenkiste]

and i'm proud of y'all

[otmaromanovas]

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

[ladyghostbusters]

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

[intoxibello]

I’m gonna name my daughter Theresa but pronounce it like “there’s a”.

[intoxibello]

Theresa Snakeinmyboot

[decladam]

if the guy in a book is a sarcastic little shit with messy black hair then congratulations my good sir I am now yours

[kelvindoesthings]

“I may not live to see our glory, but I will gladly join the fight. And when our children tell our story, they’ll tell the story of tonight.” — Hamilton

Digital, in Artflow and Photoshop

[sorryblondie]

I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?

[chandrilas-deactivated20180714]

Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018

[dajo42]

like 9 out of 10 vine compilations are just the same vines in maybe a slightly different order

[kny1520-deactivated20200731]

#and im watching them anyway!

[nicholewrites-deactivated202007]

Writing your own world’s mythology sounds hard until you realize most mythologies are created on the “oh, haven’t you heard?” principle

[yourbitchystudentwriter]

Some ancient Greek dude: hey why are you pregnant? You aren’t married

The lady about to come up with zeus: oh haven’t you heard?

[tozbraks-deactivated20180212]

everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing