Joker's toxic piss

he/him obsessed with the silly little emotionally underdeveloped pixels. I do requests sometimes and commissions always

[the-killing-bl0w]

Stupid silly cashier joker sketch

[that-gay-jedi]

[crisisofinfinitemultiverses]

Batman: The Brave and the Bold 2 (2023) by Simone Di Meo

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

For science: how do you listen to music?

Just sit or lay there and listen

Give it full attention and / or read the lyrics while the song is playing

Have it in the background while I browse the internet, craft or clean

Have it in the background while I study or read (do you not get distracted?!)

Other, tag in the comments

Voting ended onMar 29, 2023

[about-faces]

Evan Cagle’s cover for Detective Comics #1073 (June 2023)

[the-killing-bl0w]

Biblically accurate batman

[zmertz-deactivated20150407]

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

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[rottinginwonderland]

>:(

[angiemelon]

[kingscrown666]

Fuck you, completely and absolutely

[urfav-leprechaun]

are you shitting me

[fucknugg3t]

lmao

[lisholoz]

Babygirl

[downwithpeople]

what if the joker had a bar and grill. it’s a regular bar and grill, it is a business he is legitimately operating to raise funds to produce more joker gas and clown-themed murder devices and as such it can’t be clown-themed and he can’t kill the customers. it’s actually got like kind of a luau-theme and they sell mango habanero hot wings and margaritas and shit. the joker’s there running the joint but not laughing or being a weirdo, just wearing like a hawaiian shirt and shit. he does that thing where he makes the rounds and asks if you’re having a good time and tries to form like a favourite customer-type relationship with you. it is crucial to his income stream that this is not just a cleanly-run business but actually a good place to be at because if he gives batman even the slightest pretext to bust the place up by stealing tips or yelling at a waitress the batmobile will come roaring straight in through the shitty bambo faux-tiki hut interior, just batarangs flying out in every direction and smashing up the expensive plasma tvs playing the gotham ninjas game or whatever

[downwithpeople]

the joker bar and grill is a solidly 4-star enterprise and if you feel inclined to eat at a sports bar you could do worse. it’s not called the joker bar and grill either btw i don’t know what the joker would call it but it would be something on the margaritaville wavelength. the main thing to keep in mind right is that being a regular customer at the bar and grill will not protect you from the joker. you win trivia there one night and the joker claps you on the back and throws a lei around your shoulders and the next day you’re at the bank the joker is robbing and he makes the pencil disappear into your eye socket just the same. yes the joker still robs banks if he owns the bar and grill because that’s pleasure not business

[downwithpeople]

it would be a fine place to work at but i can’t stress enough that it is not any safer than any non-joker bar and grill in gotham. you are specifically protected from joker violence because if he kills an employee that’s enough probable cause for batman to come in and start smashing up the patron bottles. this does not protect you from any of the other supervillains in gotham and i’m gonna keep it 100 with you, batman is not gonna lift a finger to stop mishaps at the joker bar and grill unless a catastrophic loss of human life is at play. when the fragile joker/poison ivy detente collapses and the culturally insensitive lei that’s part of your uniform suddenly whips around your neck super tight there’s not much the joker is gonna be inclined to do to help you in that situation.

[ladystardust422]

I’m definitely capable of atrocities but picking the mean dialogue option in a video game is just too far.

[current-comix]

[sucubism-archive]

my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater

[newplayingsmash]

SKYRIM. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO RELEASE SKYRIM SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS. IF THE WORD SKYRIM WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE VERSIONS OF SKYRIM I HAVE RELEASED FOR YOU. IT JUST WORKS. IT JUST WORKS.

Remember the last words of Iwata before he died? Before he left Nintendo to the hands of his successors? “Please Understand?” Iwata is gone. The Switch was his legacy Gorrister, and yet all these months you have refused to buy Skyrim for the Nintendo Switch!

Sometimes I wonder if you have a good reason to keep being so loyal to the Playstation! Remember how everyone keeps saying it has no games? It wouldn’t hurt you to remember, Benny. Then you might be able to understand why I insist you get Skyrim for the Playstation 5!

Think about Xbox Live Ellen! Remember the pain of being harassed online? Remember all those games where your mom was insulted? Don’t cry, Ellen, it’s just horny teens! Tsk tsk tsk, that’s such a sexist stereotype! Just remember the pain, Ellen and think how Skyrim will make it easier for you to be a Gamer Gurl!

Do they know the Xbox one is a failure, Ted? Have they told you all about the constant updating times? Have they told you how they had a PR disaster when it first launched? Have you told them about Skyrim for the Xbox One? Maybe then they’ll stop badmouthing your console of choice!

How are things in the Steam community? Tell me again how you have so many unplayed games because you couldn’t resist the sales. Or don’t you want to talk about your good pal, Mr. Gabe Newell? For everyone it must be hell. But getting Skyrim for PC will make it heaven for you. Isn’t that right, Mr. PC Master Race? 

I have a secret game that I’d like to play. It’s a very nice game. A game of dragons, lockpicks and cat people selling wares. A game of ugly peasants and pastries and stealing cheese from people’s homes.

[shoechoe]

i know AM's hate monologue is memed a lot on here but i think you guys need to be aware of the fact that AM not only has more lines, he is voiced by Harlan Ellison himself and also makes himself completely and utterly insufferable throughout the entirety of the I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream 1995 video game

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