The Kurlzz

I'm just a huge HU fan. This is just the account connected to my Instagram and everything though. Lots of real life personal. Follow my real blog @undeadidiot

[antiandrogen]

[cmcniz]

Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL

[thethingsifindfunny]

This is art

[fischotterkunst]

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

[fischotterkunst]

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

[hideousgourd]

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

[june-egbert-official]

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

[scaredoe-deactivated20220905]

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

[ithelpstodream]

how to tip

[trekkie-lover]

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

[snowconelostinthesauce]

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

[fatale-distraction]

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

[southern-slayed]

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

[marsapartment]

Are y'all SEEING this!

[steve-of-the-woods]

Just to clarify! Because most news articles wernt specific!

It was the record for the 10 and under 100 yard butterfly!

And HE BEAT THE RECORD BY MORE THAN A SECOND!

HE ALSO GOT FIRST IN ALL OF HIS RACES AT THAT MEET!

AND HE IS DREAMING OF BEING IN THE 2024 OR 2028 OLYMPICS!

I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS KID DESTROY EVERY SWIM RECORD ANYONE HAS EVER SET!

[empatheticampersand]

The dream stuck with me.

[missjessicabrewer]

I don’t care if I lose a thousand followers overnight, but if you think “tranny” or “shemale” are remotely acceptable ways to refer to a transgender person, please unfollow me.

[missjessicabrewer]

The number of notes on this pleases both my ego and my fragile faith in humanity.

[guys-positivity]

Adding on, “extra hole boy”, or “pussy boy” are equally abominable ways to refer to trans men.

[datboi-against-cgl]

Dont use Shim, shehe/heshe, chick with a dick d*ckgirl or c*ntboy either

[reyphorian]

and if you use “it” to dehumanize any trans person i will personally come to your house, break down your door, and piss on everything you own

[nothing--new]

‘Sissy’ and ‘trap’ are also utterly reprehensible…

[spiroandthelacktones]

Also if you call a trans woman futa I will kick your fucking teeth in

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Please yes, im fucking sick of people looking at and consuming futinari culture and think that’s what we are

[goodnastygirl]

is it okay for a person who is not trans to reblog this?

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Given the fact this is a legit list of words that trans people don’t want to be called/don’t want to hear, I hereby decree this post may be reblogged by everyone who wants to spread the word that these words are NOT ACCEPTABLE.

[dualclock]

ngl having been called a transvestite to my face not real sure I like that one either.

[wormcourt]

Transvestite or transexual

[natcritiquescartoons-deactivate]

Also if you call yourself “TRANSROMANTIC” i hate you and you’re trash

[lesbianpeachs]

EXCEPTIONS for trans folks who are accustomed to “transsexual” terminology for themselves

[mimikyu-chwan]

[klbmsw]

[gayvoice]

The AIDS crisis literally happened one generation before us….like my mom graduated from college around when it started. Let’s please stop pretending this is ancient history and that living members of our community are still affected by it.

[pochowek]

[mxnrique]

we really need to stop letting the straights have the right to buy music.

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

[clay-cia-deactivated20170825]

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

[the-kurlzz]

My band mates just kicked me out of the band we started together. My entire (ex)fandom hates me. I'm sexist. Racist. Transphobic. Islamphonic. And probably a stones throw away from wearing a tinfoil hat because I buy into conspiracy theories so damn much. I've dropped off of social media after finishing an album and everyone is spreading drastic rumors about why I vanished. Also my best friend is basically dying and the other one is married to the best looking women I've ever seen and I'm lonely as fuck because no girl can stand me. Fuck I'm screwed.

[sleepyssheepy]

This the Undead Army can agree on.

(More or less) - Jorel’s eyebrows. That’s it. Just. Yes. - Danny must be protected at all cost. - Charlie would be wonderful to party with. - J3T: Best dad award - Dylan needs a child leash so we don’t forget him. - Mattie is a beautiful and cute dork no matter what you say. - Aron needs a cookie a more friends. - RIP Shady Jeff. -Turn off the lights is gold. -Imeanwhat? -Jorel’s new stage name should be J-Pupper. - Danny probably has at least one pair of light-up shoes - EvErYwHeRe I gO bItChS aLwAyS kNoW– -Daddy 3 Tears - Shit, where’s Funny Man!? -Kurlyfry

[the-kurlzz]

Damn the undead army is still kicking However, j-dog should probably have been called j-cat cuz he likes them more and Matt is 100% annoying and is generally ignored by the older fandom because seriously, Jesus Christ Matt. And why is Johnny daddy now? Please god no.

[redportrait]

poet ask meme

a. what other poets style do you emulate the most?

b. do you write with too much imagery or too little?

c. write four poems in one day or go three weeks without writing anything?

d. do you have your poetry organized or are you more likely to write half a stanza on a one dollar bill and then spend it by accident?

e. bird imagery or ocean imagery?

f. what was the last poem that you loved?

g. do you write about people or landscapes?

h. dreams or real events?

i. who do you write for?

j. what is the worst thing about your writing? what is the best?

k. what’s the best line you’ve ever written?

l. how much do you edit a piece before you consider it complete?

m. how long does it take you to write a poem?

n. ghosts or angels?

o. god or sunlight?

p. soft or harsh?

q. safety or happiness?

r. how long have you been writing?

s. who is your favourite poet? you have to pick just one.

t. what is your favourite line of poetry?

u. would you be okay with never being well known?

v. slow or frantic?

w. what colour is your poetry?

x. who, if anyone, do you send your new poems to?

y. is your poetry light or dark?

z. write a couplet (a short poem with just two lines) about pulse points.

[redportrait]

poet ask meme

a. what other poets style do you emulate the most?

b. do you write with too much imagery or too little?

c. write four poems in one day or go three weeks without writing anything?

d. do you have your poetry organized or are you more likely to write half a stanza on a one dollar bill and then spend it by accident?

e. bird imagery or ocean imagery?

f. what was the last poem that you loved?

g. do you write about people or landscapes?

h. dreams or real events?

i. who do you write for?

j. what is the worst thing about your writing? what is the best?

k. what’s the best line you’ve ever written?

l. how much do you edit a piece before you consider it complete?

m. how long does it take you to write a poem?

n. ghosts or angels?

o. god or sunlight?

p. soft or harsh?

q. safety or happiness?

r. how long have you been writing?

s. who is your favourite poet? you have to pick just one.

t. what is your favourite line of poetry?

u. would you be okay with never being well known?

v. slow or frantic?

w. what colour is your poetry?

x. who, if anyone, do you send your new poems to?

y. is your poetry light or dark?

z. write a couplet (a short poem with just two lines) about pulse points.

[fairycosmos]

you know whats weird?? guys are constantly being teased for being whipped by their gf’s for doing basic things like spending time w her and respecting her, but women who literally cook and clean up after their bfs and do everything for them to an unhealthy extent are just being ‘good girlfriends’ like isn’t there something wrong w that