Microbes and dragons are awesome

a house plant with more complicated emotions Rowan | they/them

[mylittleaquarium]

Let’s all be little blue shrimp and hang out in the vibrant greenery together

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[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[maestrokitty-deactivated2019082]

Neal is a hecking gift.

[numeneragoth]

this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc

[cipheramnesia]

My new guide to professional email greetings.

[opticculture-deactivated2017120]

everchanginghorizon :: Strong sunlight after snow caused the trees to start steaming. An unexpected and magical moment.

[lady-raziel]

i’d be great at among us if i didn’t have the attention span of a squirrel, the memory of a goldfish, and speed of a sloth

[yourtypicallesbianman]

mood

[bee-dot-exe]

This almost killed me the music and pausing is incredible

[dirtsnirt]

[azuneekun]

we really out there making fun of abby for eating rocks when the farmer swallows whole ass plates huh

[sunny-stardew]

if i lived in stardew valley i would shoplift from Joja

[dragonindigo245]

Can I offer you a Junimo in these trying times?

[adampvrrish]

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

[nothingeverlost]

[serialreblogger]

i hate fae rules

[osplanetasdasabelhas]

[kvothbloodless]

All things strive

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Witches in modern situations: cool and cute

Wizards in modern situations: the funniest shit I have ever seen

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Exhibit A: Woonyoung Joon’s art

Exhibit B: This shit right here

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Shanty Singers Play Sea of Thieves by The Longest Johns

[fuckdumbshit]

This is the only music genre

[boasamishipper]

The striking difference between how Republicans and Democrats want to address this historic moment. This truly highlights the difference in priorities of the parties. This is what's at stake in November.

[johnthestitcher]

Jackasses.

[on-the-tide-of-empire]

[christowski]

Biomimetics.

Left: Pilea peperomioides — via morganetenoux (instagram). Right — Collection of satellite dishes (unknown source)

[mothnoodle]

@normal-horoscopes this reminds me of Amber Skies.

[normal-horoscopes]

C O N V E R G E N T E V O L U T I O N

[well-met-by-moonlight]

Hey all y'all Americans out there please keep this in mind, make sure your votes count and oust the cheeto from the White House

Vote Blue