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putting just one of these jokes in the tags instead of main reblog is a bold choice but all three?! get peer reviewed about it!
God only knows why Tumblr decided to remove these, but someone had a screenshot in the notes
Let's see how long it takes this one to be removed too...
if my partner has had the snip and I took a Plan B after he accidentally finished in side me there’s virtually no chance I’ll get pregnant right… (I know it seems ridiculous but I’m terrified I’ll end up having one in a million odds and getting pregnant)
hi anon,
many (if not most) people who get vasectomies do in fact do so in order to have unprotected sex without having to worry about a pregnancy! while there are always outliers and you should never say never, the success rate of vasectomies at preventing unwanted pregnancies is a little over 99%, which means that taking emergency contraception afterward is generally not considered necessary. having taken the contraceptive anyway, your odds of being pregnant are indeed very low.
Laura's face seeing marisha's notes is taking me OUT
[id: marisha flipping through her notes, and laura looking at them over her shoulder with her arms crossed and an alarmed expression.]
people hate it when i say "black people getting cancer is racist" but im literally fucking right because systemic racism has led to chemical dumping being acceptable in black/brown neighborhoods and black people have higher rates of cancer as a result
The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.
The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.
The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.
For the oysters.
I can’t believe australian prime minister harold holt was nonbinary
hold on I gotta google something
I probably could've pieced that one together myself tbh
pride month. guards!!! fetch me the tubbo gay ptide tweet
i have to do fucking everything myself around here
i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans
put some respect on his name
i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s
you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet
if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs
Best thing I ever saw
An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye
girls u don't have to convince men or other queers or anyone of anything just stop talking to them do not give them any of your energy and find the nearest girl and run away with her and make eachother worse and worse and worse and worse
we need you to come in. there's a guy running around with a knife slicing everyone so we had to send tina home.
being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.
save me, rice mixed with some bullshit
when you die, you walk into the cold unknown hand in hand with a girl you met once when you were five in a hotel pool and her hand is warm.
love is stored in the child you crossed paths with in a space midway to somewhere else and never saw again
the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs
