tf is this

she/they. genderfluid, lesbian. hi!! :-3 i like will wood, tally hall, and miracle musical (i will not shut up abt any of them)

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while...

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one...

[summery-captain]

Quiet everyone the USA citizens learning there's other languages and countries outside of the USA

[the-microwave-lord]

i wanna draw ocs or requests but i cant guarantee either will look good.

[teathattast]

[tiktokstowatch]

[geometry-dinosaur]

[elasticitymudflap]

HES THIRSTY

[tikkety-tok]

[famosoentrescalles]

[fancyladssnacks]

nature is healing

[fufufeedee]

If you try to bring up my old ass Bible name ur gettin blocked

[little-klng]

guess you could say yo

ouyre doi

ur doin g tra

trans acti

[memeuplift]

[the-microwave-lord]

i have an odd hobby of searching online for historical things/learning ab them. specifically things like inca sacrifices, world wars, etc.-

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

castiel + text posts

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

TISKDTKTXITDIYDIDYIY

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

castiel + text posts

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

TISKDTKTXITDIYDIDYIY

[meltedbunny-deactivated20160229]

Levels of Tumblr.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

[spideytorchers]

i am a baby dragon :)

[dogcoding]

[stream-purge-the-poison-deactiv]

maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny...wtf

[punishedvenomsnake]

the ants won't fuck you bro

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[the-microwave-lord]

EAT THE ANTS

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

[leaf-jelly]

that’s what

[mexicanine]

WHOMST

[dreamsequencer]

Good news guys

[beesmygod]

THAT’S WHY HE’S CALLED CUMLORD???

[the-microwave-lord]

you guys thought—

[that-house]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

[that-house]

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

[that-house]

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

[that-house]

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

[that-house]

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

[that-house]

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

[that-house]

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

[that-house]

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

[that-house]

Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

[that-house]

Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

[that-house]

Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

[that-house]

Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

[that-house]

Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

[that-house]

Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

[that-house]

Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

[that-house]

Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

[that-house]

Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

[that-house]

Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

[that-house]

Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

[that-house]

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

[that-house]

Untitled #21. ass haha

[that-house]

Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

[that-house]

Untitled #23.

[the-microwave-lord]

"ASS"

[the-microwave-lord]

i might just change my username

[omghotmemes]

not this shit again

[the-microwave-lord]

oh no

[manny-jacinto]

REVENGE OF THE SITH but they’re excessively British 🇬🇧