bumblebree

idk i’m just here

[the-moonprophet]

my little sister just told me “i don’t like reading books if there’s already a movie”

we’re losing our roots

[the-moonprophet]

i hope tshd ends with them closing the holes and hikaru reappears in a beam of light bc of his connection with yoshiki and then yoshiki is like “you did it!” and hikaru grabs him and says “no, WE did it” and then they kiss and run off into the sunset together while everyone else cheers and nobody dies the end

[the-moonprophet]

voltronofficial klancebaiting us on instagram in the big 2025 was not on my bingo card but here we are

[the-moonprophet]

around this time last year i started thinking, “hey i’m pretty good at this writing thing i could probably get published!”

and then i read The Song of Achilles

[maxkirin]

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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[writing-prompt-s]

Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

[writer-wannabe-needs-inspiration]

This is super useful to know!

[writing-prompt-s]

and not just for writing!!

[ladybugseatppl]

@katherine-rose

[katherine-rose]

HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I needed this

[rheevalka]

Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.

[tommyparkerr]

and suddenly my life just became much easier

[galaxy-of-stories]

I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better 

[the-moonprophet]

reblogging to save for later

[writing-official]

[the-moonprophet]

crying rn imagining Percy yelling “FUCK!!!”

or better yet, “MOTHERFUCKER!!”

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[scapegods]

what if this scene was worse

[versegm]

"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.

[cacodaemonia]

[stuckinapril]

i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u

[the-moonprophet]

i hope you get to feel the sun on your face, the grass between your toes, to peer up through green leaves in the summer and catch the leaves when they fall in autumn. i hope you splash around in rivers and cannonball into lakes. i hope you run to your heart’s content through meadows and hills and climbs trees and chase butterflies. i hope you catch snowflakes on your tongue and dance in the rain with no shoes. i hope the skies clear at night so you can see the stars. i hope you experience life the way a child does

[write-on-world]

[the-moonprophet]

i always see people get mad at Percy for forgetting things/events/people but LISTEN-

Percy has ADHD. a common symptom of ADHD is a lack of object permanence, meaning that if [thing] is not in sight, it is forgotten about completely.

(this is because the mind is taking in so much information at once that it can't hold onto ideas/thoughts that are not present or critical at the time. it's literally the phrase “out of sight, out of mind” but taken very very seriously)

typically only babies have no sense of object permanence, but it some cases—like in people with ADHD👀—it extends into adolescence and even into adulthood.

so pLEASE, when Percy forgets about his friends, family, fellow campers, or any other person, place, or thing that should be important to him, blame his ADHD. he's not doing it on purpose!!

(ahem Calypso cough cough BOB cough)

[curiouslymyown]

The Lost Hero

Readers: Who the fuck is Jason?

Jason: idoNTKNO W

[the-moonprophet]

that’s it that’s the plot

[the-moonprophet]

reconnecting with old friends is so weird. like you know the names of my family but its been so long i might have to reintroduce you. i remember what name you'd use when we played make-believe and now it feels more you than your real name.

you’re familiar to me in the way the changing of seasons is familiar. though the branches bear our weight over summer, i don’t recognize you without your leaves. our fortresses stood mighty and unyielding in the winter but when spring arrives nothing remains. i know who you used to be but not who you are. our past has been my present because there was nothing new to reshape it.

now it’s summer again and even though the roots are the same, i don’t know the branches like i used to. i perch lightly because who knows if they’ll still bear my weight? the carving we made still exists in the bark but i can’t reach it anymore. will it still exist next year, when i cant see it at all?

rekindling friendships is confusing. i don't know you, old friend. i knew you, but i don't know you. we are strangers with the same memories. i am fooled into thinking i know you better than anyone. the scar on your forehead came from my computer desk. that barbie dress i gave you is still at your parents’ house. but what use are memories when your favorite color has changed?

[the-moonprophet]

remember when Killua said “Gon, you are light,” and the fandom turned it into a Light x Dark trope thing where Gon was light and Killua was darkness?

i always felt like that was off so allow me to raise you this: if Gon is light, Killua is a moth

[the-moonprophet]

PSA “mortified” is not another word for “terrified”

It is however a synonym for “embarrassed”

that is all have a good night