THE OFFICAL NECROMANCER

[the-necromancer-offical]

INTRO POST

Greetings, my wonderful cadavers and corpses!

I am the Great Necromancer Offical. You may call me Necromancer, preferably the Great Necromancer, Your Excellency, My Lord, Eminence...any proper title will do. You'll do well to treat me with the respect I deserve!

As for my true name...you need not worry of that. If the Kingdom knew who I truly was...ahem. Anyway.

My loyal subject and handmaiden is @wizards-offical . Though she may seem to resent me at times, I know she's enamored with my elegant charms and dark beauty ;)

As for my profession, I dabble in dim, deceitful divination and debonair, decadent dominion! Though dabble is quite a lackluster word... I am most devoted to my craft. Feel free to ask any questions regarding these dark arts, for I will be MOST happy to enlighten you common folk in this divine subject.

my other blogs are @thallium-offical, @bryony-offical , and @sableye-offical , so I do implore you to check those out. You're missing out if you don't.

[wizards-offical]

About to get an mri let’s see if I’ve been microchipped recently by my wife or not…

[the-necromancer-offical]

I would never...

[wise-old-wizard-and-also-lawyer]

humans can be peeled just like bananas

[the-necromancer-offical]

I can confirm this.

[legalityoftheraccoons]

this yuri is so toxic

[wizards-offical]

Don’t worry we have a non- toxic Yuri for you

@the-necromancer-offical

My wife whom I serve faithfully each day…

She is royalty and commands respect (and I gladly give it)

…wait are we toxic yuri?

[the-necromancer-offical]

Toxic?? Of course not, my dear. Servitude does not imply a manipulative relationship! That one fight we had over you wanting to leave was a trifle. You know I'll love you if you stay with me and respect me :)

[sableye-offical]

TAG GAME!

If you could do any science experiment, ignoring issues with ethics (like assume it's all fine to do/there's an ethical way to pull it off), what would you want to study?

Tag as many people as you want to join in!

I personally really want to figure out how to reanimate the dead!

@neutral-offical @wizards-offical @not-offical-offical @ditto-offical @offical-wikipedia @fluorine-offical @carbon-offical @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @uranium-offical @thallium-offical @neon-offical @radium-official @mercury-offical @lysandre-offical @ghetsis-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @depression-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @evil-neutral-offical @horror-movie-offical @sm64mario @rotom-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @radioactive-gem

I just thought of a bunch of random people sorry if I didn't tag you, anyone is free to join :)

[radium-official]

First off this not coming from @the-necromancer-offical is actually hilarious.

Uhhhh probably realistic death investigation for authors…? Like an author can call me up and say “hey hypothetically what *exactly* would happen if…” or “hey is x or x more effective to do yz” now I’m realizing it sounds like I just want to torture people… maybe you can reanimate them later

[the-necromancer-offical]

Oh, that would be most useful! I would, of course, volunteer to reanimate any of the deceased after research is complete. It would be a waste of my power if I refused the task!

[the-necromancer-offical]

People these days will cast a few reanimation spells and call themselves a necromancer... It takes much discipline to become a master of the dark arts. Many people do not know the risks associated with these practices...

I remember seeing one aspiring necromancer die by the hand of the corpse he reanimated. One stutter of the spell caused this. I don't mean to dissuade anyone from learning Necromancy, but you must be careful!

[wizards-offical]

I’d like to inform everyone that it is dimensionally known as dragon day!

Today I’d like to inform you all of my adopted dragon, Ergothex Drinker of Realities. (Only me and my wife can call him Ego for short)

He’s very fond of my tall tower and often perches on the top to scare off thief’s and goblins!

He is an acid slinging alchemical dragon so be careful… he’s very playful when you get to know him though :3 pretty much only trusts me and my necromancer wife.

Ergothex is very happy to keep his hoard under my tall tower… he even finds me new orbs from time to time.

Overall a very good dragon and I’m very happy to have him this dragon day!! Happy dragon day to everyone!! Leave some kind notes for Ergothex Drinker of Realities in the comments please I’m sure he would much appreciate it!

[the-necromancer-offical]

YESSS happy dragon day!! Ego is such a lovely beast...

[the-necromancer-offical]

@fantasy-offical how do you feel about necromancy...? in many places it is quite looked down upon, so I'm curious to see your perspective.

[fantasy-offical]

Hm... well yes, in several places it is looked down upon, but magic is magic! It doesn't have to be dark or evil by nature as many people think. It completely depends on the user. I personally dabble in every type of magic in some way myself, so it is nice to meet you, O Great Necromancer!

[the-necromancer-offical]

I wholeheartedly agree! I'm more of a true neutral type of person myself... most magic is inherently neutral until wielded by certain folks.

It's nice to meet you too, fantasy offical!

[the-necromancer-offical]

@fantasy-offical how do you feel about necromancy...? in many places it is quite looked down upon, so I'm curious to see your perspective.

[the-necromancer-offical]

INTRO POST

Greetings, my wonderful cadavers and corpses!

I am the Great Necromancer Offical. You may call me Necromancer, preferably the Great Necromancer, Your Excellency, My Lord, Eminence...any proper title will do. You'll do well to treat me with the respect I deserve! As for my true name...you need not worry of that. If the Kingdom knew who I truly was...ahem. Anyway.

My loyal subject and handmaiden is @wizards-offical . Though she may seem to resent me at times, I know she's enamored with my elegant charms and dark beauty ;)

As for my profession, I dabble in dim, deceitful divination and debonair, decadent dominion! Though dabble is quite a lackluster word... I am most devoted to my craft. Feel free to ask any questions regarding these dark arts, for I will be MOST happy to enlighten you common folk in this divine subject.

my other blogs are @thallium-offical and @sableye-offical , so I do implore you to check those out. You're missing out if you don't.

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Great Necromancer, Your Excellency, My Lord, Eminence...

Sure shitface, you tell yourself that

[the-necromancer-offical]

Ah. Expected from a wizard... you lot never understand us necromancers. Oh well, you'll come around eventually, one way or another...

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

shitface im an artificer

[the-necromancer-offical]

Oh-ho, then you really should change your name, shouldn't you? It's rather foolish to brand yourself as a wizard if you are not one.

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

*casts fireball at you*

I multiclassed.

[wizards-offical]

I bet you don’t even ask your orb before you casted that

But I have!! And I predicted this and came prepared!

*countespell* bitch.

Don’t treat my queen like this!

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

@highestelf420 @wise-old-wizard-and-also-lawyer @evilnonbinarywizard okay people how do I make wizard-official miserable without doing anything illegal? Oh and

*throws molotov cocktail at wizard-official*

[wizards-offical]

You need to consult other people to do your bidding for you? How pathetic…

[the-necromancer-offical]

Ah, don't fret over him, my handmaiden. There is no need for us to concern ourselves with them...they are beneath us. Lofty wizards and necromancers do not concern themselves with the trifling fancies of lower ranking wizards.

[loveridden1999]

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

[the-necromancer-offical]

The correct course of action is to accept that doom comes for us all. Inevitability can be quite comforting once accepted.

[sableye-offical]

Good Morning Gleebys!

another Tag Game!!

what's something really good that's happened to you recently? tag as few or as many people as you want!

For me, I made a new friend at university, and I found protein shakes I really like :D (what? I don't only eat rocks and crystals!! I can eat whatever I want to!)

@not-offical-offical @commercial-break-offical @neutral-offical @fanta-offical @da-police-offical @wizards-offical @neodymium-offical @glaceon-offical @nidoking-offical @mew-offical @rotom-offical @umbreon-offical @wooloo-offical @arceus-offical @ditto-offical @pokemon-offical @team-rocket-offical @eiscue-offical @eevee-offical @the-necromancer-offical

(if you're in the pokéverse and I didn't tag you I'm sorry haha we grow in numbers every day it's difficult)

[wizards-offical]

Hello strange creature… hmmm I must do a feature on you at some point.

Something good? Hmmm I had dreams of my lovey royal @the-necromancer-offical burying me alive for a bit… I have also had the pleasure of pondering my orb more than I would usually be able to.

[the-necromancer-offical]

Hehe, I'm honored... apologies for the unfortunate circumstances in your dream, but at least you got to see me!

[the-necromancer-offical]

INTRO POST

Greetings, my wonderful cadavers and corpses!

I am the Great Necromancer Offical. You may call me Necromancer, preferably the Great Necromancer, Your Excellency, My Lord, Eminence...any proper title will do. You'll do well to treat me with the respect I deserve! As for my true name...you need not worry of that. If the Kingdom knew who I truly was...ahem. Anyway.

My loyal subject and handmaiden is @wizards-offical . Though she may seem to resent me at times, I know she's enamored with my elegant charms and dark beauty ;)

As for my profession, I dabble in dim, deceitful divination and debonair, decadent dominion! Though dabble is quite a lackluster word... I am most devoted to my craft. Feel free to ask any questions regarding these dark arts, for I will be MOST happy to enlighten you common folk in this divine subject.

my other blogs are @thallium-offical and @sableye-offical , so I do implore you to check those out. You're missing out if you don't.

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Great Necromancer, Your Excellency, My Lord, Eminence...

Sure shitface, you tell yourself that

[the-necromancer-offical]

Ah. Expected from a wizard... you lot never understand us necromancers. Oh well, you'll come around eventually, one way or another...

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

shitface im an artificer

[the-necromancer-offical]

Oh-ho, then you really should change your name, shouldn't you? It's rather foolish to brand yourself as a wizard if you are not one.

[evilnonbinarywizard]

Can someone explain to me why in the fuck the Wizarding Council just banned "Summon Greater Xylophone?!" How on Earth was that spell being used such that it was bannable?

[the-necromancer-offical]

See, this is more proof that the Wizard Council is disillusioned. Always seeking control over what spells you can and can't cast... I found peace when I finally left their suffocating order.

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

[the-necromancer-offical]

Oh?...where can one find a cursed amulet? I've been seeking one for some time...

[the-necromancer-offical]

INTRO POST

Greetings, my wonderful cadavers and corpses!

I am the Great Necromancer Offical. You may call me Necromancer, preferably the Great Necromancer, Your Excellency, My Lord, Eminence...any proper title will do. You'll do well to treat me with the respect I deserve! As for my true name...you need not worry of that. If the Kingdom knew who I truly was...ahem. Anyway.

My loyal subject and handmaiden is @wizards-offical . Though she may seem to resent me at times, I know she's enamored with my elegant charms and dark beauty ;)

As for my profession, I dabble in dim, deceitful divination and debonair, decadent dominion! Though dabble is quite a lackluster word... I am most devoted to my craft. Feel free to ask any questions regarding these dark arts, for I will be MOST happy to enlighten you common folk in this divine subject.

my other blogs are @thallium-offical and @sableye-offical , so I do implore you to check those out. You're missing out if you don't.

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Great Necromancer, Your Excellency, My Lord, Eminence...

Sure shitface, you tell yourself that

[the-necromancer-offical]

Ah. Expected from a wizard... you lot never understand us necromancers. Oh well, you'll come around eventually, one way or another...

[wizards-offical]

O GREAT WIZARD, WHAT DOTH THY ORB TELL ME? WHAT DO YE SEE?

Hmmm in my orb I see you in my bed tonight! Also I see you passing all your classes and moving close to a beach with water and critters to crawl on your toes. Also on this island is a platonic mate who supports you writing your books… I hope he isn’t murdering people… you should watch out for that. Hmmm I’m also sensing me in the same bed as you again… that’s all I can say for now

[the-necromancer-offical]

oh my beloved, thine orb speaks wonderful things!! I feel quite...eager at your first and last visions ;) perhaps I can postpone my deathly endeavors just for you tonight🖤

[wizards-offical]

Oh my liege, then I hope to see you soon, for my pondering is almost to an end.

[the-necromancer-offical]

I'm looking forward to it, my adored... ;)