The True Pineap

🍍My name is Taylor. I’m 21 and I like to think I am fun.🍍 Taylor 🍍

[funnytwittertweets]

[virotek-deactivated20210127]

[timemachineshark]

UNDERRATED TAG

[antifatemptress]

[king]

[residentsocialfailure]

So new podcast rec. I know a lot of people have started listening to Hello from the Hallowoods, but I just found it, and have been really enjoying it. It has a lot of Night Vale and Magnus vibes. Like, if Cecil was The Archivist and was reading statements over the radio. But there's a lot of plot that's really interesting, and it is so, so, queer. Seriously. If you want queer rep, this show has got it.

Anyways, it's really good, so if you're looking for a new show, give this one a shot.

[poipoipoi-2016]

If you're a side sleeper, get your shots on the side you do not sleep on.

[argumate]

what if you sleep like a rotisserie chicken

[serenfire]

annabelle: martin, you're not in any danger!

martin:

[shippy-from-apocalypse]

[the-real-pineap]

Listen! I had an inkling that Sims couldn't help himself from dying but it doesn't make me any less angry that he pulled what he did!

[m-e-w-666]

Only a few more hours to go!!

[amy-thystt]

pssst, i’m gonna need everyone who complains about kissing noises in the penumbra to take a look at this old twitter thread from sophie;; there’s a reason they include them!! and look i get it if it’s just genuinely unpleasant for you to listen to, but maybe reevaluate your reasoning if it ISN’T just that, and just stick with it, cause the smooches are important. 👏

[mysharona1987]

[randalfthegray]

This? An utterly scorching take.

[cillianmurphy]

Julius Caesar, 2065 years ago: hey what have you got there?

The Roman senators: 

[anxietyproblem]

[unclefather]

[darklesmylove]

[stargazing-enby]

And that's that on that.

[stargazing-enby]

Apparently I wasn't done 🤔

[dragonsareawesome123]

Infinity Train (2019-) Book 2: Cracked Reflection

“I’m not Tulip! I’m not foil, I’m not reflection, I’m not a sliver, I’m not a null, I’m not any of the hundreds of names that everyone wants to give me! I’m my own person who is getting off this train!”