What now?

“I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant... It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."~Mewtwo

[ectoimp]

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet? Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

[weemstar]

duel the guardian of the piss alter

[ectoimp]

My dash is a disaster of reblogs and I blame this comment lol

[ectoimp]

HA. Finally caught him doing it. BEHOLD! The piss guardian himself

[hemulpajun]

poseidon quivers before him

[one-time-i-dreamt]

New hair and new IG post!

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Going through it made me want to change my whole look again and cut my hair and dye it pink 😅

[ilovestamon]

I KNEW I RECOGNISED THAT LOOK

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I stole her look 😳 - also, is her dress photoshopped on?

[17x17x17rubixcube]

Can’t have tits on tumblr now can we?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

😳😳😳

[duels-of-infrno]

Writer: We can definitely have tits on tumblr. Watch

[tinytravisty]

How dare you put tits on my good Christian website. 😆

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not only that, there's two tits now!

[doggyspew]

I dunno, I prefer boobies.

[brwolf1995]

What about breasts?

[duels-of-infrno]

Writer: Considering I kicked off this whole cascade, allow me to fan the flames. Here's an erect cock!

[bees-against-onision]

Thanks but I prefer diks.

[pokepanda16-deactivated20240807]

Always love me a good ass though 👀

[araku-validrava]

What about a fine pussy

[radically-bitter-coffee-moved]

gotta love a huge wiener

[fallen-evenstar]

What about a nice shag

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This post about my new photo on Insta went places

[greythingy]

מוסיפה שני בולבולים איכותיים 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

???

[chin-child]

I'm Hebrew there are birds called בולבולים which also means dicks

[everythingstarstuff]

[sloppystyle]

[vagueshrug]

[terefah]

cats are so good

[aestheticbored]

What happened

[terefah]

sits

[coaztal]

How’s men

[giffing-the-screen]

“You don’t have time to be timid. You must be bold, darling!”

Colors of Disney — Part 1

[mod2amaryllis]

please I'm begging you to look at my cat

[mod2amaryllis]

not enough people have looked at my cat

[piglii]

[machigaeru]

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

[memory-thought]

The span of human experience is so insane.

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

[zmun-deactivated20210618]

My brain riding out the last hour of work

[zinogre]

gangnam style came on the radio again

[kawaiisquad]

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[blockpain-deactivated20210824]

[kimreesesdaughter]

I had to read that line three times..🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[clarknokent]

Bruhhhhhhh

[donsinclaire-deactivated2019091]

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

Nigga asking what school….nigga did they go to school?!?

[memor-somnis-deactivated2022031]

FOR MEAL YOUR LMAO

[paprikanoir-deactivated20190515]

I’m FUCKING DEAD OMG

And the irony of asking “what school you went to” 😂😂😂 I’m done

[astarboundtoabody-deactivated20]

But you guys haven’t seen this one 😂😭

(Looks can be deceiving)

[queenstravelingdarling]

They fucking with us at this point

[fuckurapproval]

dis evening 🤣🤣🤣

[kimreesesdaughter]

Lmfaoooo. Yooooo, throw 2018 away.

[okayysophia]

[le-en9-deactivated20190722]

😂😂😂

[big-perk]

How that’s outfit?!?

[kimreesesdaughter]

I’m deleting this post. It’s cursed 😂

[itzyaboy-dame]

Rotfl

[tlarge99-deactivated20250625]

Niggas gotta learn proper grammar

[kimreesesdaughter]

**Spelling

[taint3edcakes]

THIS POST A TRAIN WRECK

[porterr-robinson]

[alternate-route]

Me in any social interaction ever

[kadabura]

Minecraft is the scariest game ive ever played in my life

[everythingfox]

😂

[bluejayrambles]

Cat: *pulls handle to turn tap on* Tap: *turns on* Cat:

[princesstigerbelle]

The cat’s face 😂

[ichise]

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

tops: you sure its gonna fit?

powerbottoms: i’ll make it fit

[ruleroftrash-kin-deactivated202]