Making a new Tumblr account for my newest interest and I can't decide whether to name it something pretty and related to The Thing or something like SprinkleForkFucker
The Titans remained hidden from a distance, watching the Justice League engage in a fierce battle. But as the fight raged on, it became clear that some of them were struggling. Dick Grayson, only 16 years old, felt the mental restraints he'd placed on himself weakening under the pressure of his anger.
Beast Boy: Remember what I told you dude, be a rock. Be a rock, we don't go out there yet. Breathe-
In that moment, they all witnessed Batman get electroshocked, collapsing to the ground. Robin's eyes widened, his breathing quickened, and his fists tightened in response. Raven, sensing the surge of emotion radiating from him, slid away, not having the energy to restrain her friend.
Beast Boy (gripping his friends arm): Be a rock—
Robin!Dick: FUCK THE ROCK!
Without a second thought, Robin charged from their hiding spot, tackling one of the monstrous foes. He unleashed a flurry of punches, shouting and cursing furiously.
Robin!Dick: You motherfucking asshole! You do not hit him! You do not electroshock him! I’ll fuck you up! I will skin you alive and wear you like a pelt!
Wonder Woman: Wow... I called him a little warrior, but was unaware of the rage he buried.
Hawkgirl: He's raised by Batman.
Wonder Woman (shrugging): Oh yeah, forgot about that for a second.
The creature went from snarling to whimpering with each fist and scratch he received. Most of the heroes exchanged concerned glances, contemplating whether to pull Robin back for the monster's sake. However, they held off, waiting to see how Batman would handle the situation.
Batman, groggy but regaining his senses, managed to stand. His eyes widened when he saw his son wailing on the monster. The villain, sensing the shift in momentum, tried to sneak away, but Superman and Martian Manhunter went after him. Batman quickly moved toward Robin.
Batman (pulling his son away): Let's just—
Robin!Dick (twisting to break free): Let me at him!
Batman (carrying his son away, stoic): I’m just going to take you back to the hiding spot you were supposed to be at.
Meanwhile, Superman was already subduing the main villain with ease.
Superman: I got this guy! I've never heard someone use the f-word that many times. He definitely needs a hug.
As Superman delivered another punch, sending the villain moaning in pain, Batman placed a steaming, furious Robin back into their designated hiding spot.
Imagine time as this post. Each of our lives is a gimmick blog, extant only for as long as the gimmick remains amusing, but each contributing to a greater phenomenon that could outlast any individual. There were gimmick blogs before us. There will be gimmick blogs after we are gone. In fact, cosmologists believe that the rate of gimmick blog posting is increasing, though where the energy to produce such expansion originates is still unknown.
As populations of native Gimmick Blogs increase, conservationists are more frequently able to observe this meme's mating ritual. The Gimmick Blog Orgy occurs when a large number of Gimmick Blogs converge on a single post, each bringing its own often very long list of viewers who then attract other Gimmick Blogs to the post. The blogs perform their mating displays as we see above.
The grandiose sight of a Gimmick Blog Orgy does potentially have a sinister underside, however. Conservationists are concerned about the risk of the tumblr ecosystem becoming overrun by Gimmick Blogs as their rate of breeding increases. Some have classified the Gimmick Blog Orgy as a noxious meme due to its impact on other posts, but this category is not among those that we apply here at the TACM.
We have classified this native meme as potentially invasive due to its large and destructive impact on the posts where it appears, but it remains to be seen whether the Gimmick Blog Orgy is a true invasive or simply a meme enjoying a healthy explosive-growth phase of its life cycle.
Robin!Jason, seeing Dick with the Teen Titans: Is that Dickhead taking care of people?
Barbara: Yeah. Don't laugh when they call him responsible. They don't know why that's hilarious.
Dick: Managed to break a braces bracket five minutes after arriving at where the batfam was staying on holiday with no emergency dentist within under a hours drive
Jason: Experienced a week long depression after learning the author of his favourite book series was dead
Tim: Had a hour long debate with another bat kid as to if dating a vampire counted as necrophilia
Steph: muttered "finally I have them all" to herself after being diagnosed with dyscalcula ontop of dyslexia and autism
Damien: Started to hunt for his stash of baby teeth to retrive them back from wherever Bruce hid them the moment he learnt the tooth fairy wasn't real
Cass: Once stayed up for so many days in a row she almost passed out from simply turning her head too quickly
Damien again: Learnt how to shoot a bow and arrow perfectly from the backdoor to shoot arrows at the pigeons annoying the cat
Duke: Suffered pain from what he later learnt were gallstones from 1am to 6am because he didn't want to bother anyone
Dick, again: Got swarmed by a group of seagulls while trying to eat a sausage roll
Tim, again: While on a school trip attempted to convince one of his teachers that France wasn't really while the bus was actively driving through France
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