The Space Trashcan

Tyler - 19 - mainly shitposts and politics. Kinda forgot this site existed for a while

[bukbot]

Bukbot will perish in nine hundred and sixty three days.

Cat! But the poet you see fit.

[fullmiddle-malcomist-deactivate]

NO

[bukbot]

I don’t believe they exist.

[the-space-trashcan]

YOUR TIME IS UP, BUKKY

[valtsv]

anyone else ever find that your hyperfixations start spilling over into your more casual interests but you feel too embarrassed to admit that's why you're suddenly interested in them because it feels like everyone will judge you for it

[valtsv]

like, the fact that this thing relates directly to my current hyperfixation is a total coincidence, okay? i could've started showing interest in it any time i liked, i just decided to now due to personal reasons

[aeolian-mode]

I’m absolutely embarrassed that I never knew this before but…

The pen stand that most Wacom products come with?

It twists off and has a bunch of nibs in it. I’ve been buying extra nibs when they were in this stupid thing the whole time.

[jateshi]

Reblog to save a life.

[thedovahcat]

ARe YOU KIDDING

[viatorai]

I just checked and HOLY FUCK

[discretelyobvious]

For anyone who has a Wacom Intuos that looks like this 

The spare nibs are on the back of the removable panel where you can change the pen loop colour. 

Also there’s a little hole in that compartment that looks like this

You see the little eject symbol? This guy is how you remove your worn down nibs.

Press the pen nib in on an angle like this and lift up.

and ta-da! you just removed your pen nib!

[cannoliao]

HOOOLLLLYYY COOOOW

[atomicmangomom]

I feel like an idiot for not knowing this.

[geepm-deactivated20200625]

FUCK

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

ok i’ve never had an intuos but im reblogging this because it’s funny as fuck why the hell is wacom so god damn extra like literally what other consumer electronic product would have a hidden removable panel that contains customizable color attachments, replacements for worn out parts, and a mysterious “eject hole” with like ZERO EXPLANATION

WHAT OTHER COMPANY THIS VAGUE AND EXCESSIVE ?? THEIR STANDARD PARTS REPLACEMENTS ARE HIDDEN WITHIN THEIR PRODUCT SO SECRETIVELY THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE LEARNING ABOUT IT FROM A TUMBLR POST AFTER OWNING THE PRODUCT FOR Y E A R S

[prairiepow]

Thank God For The Eject Hole

[45888347-inactive]

cardinal truths:

-women be shoppin

-men get pegged

-cops are bastards

-shrimpin ain’t easy

[laughconfetti]

[will-ow-the-wisp]

Well thank god

[lesbianatlarge]

hot take wall-e was a lesbian film but Eva was the butch actually and wall-e was the idiot femme. like look at the way they acted. Wall-E chased after her like an idiot and Eva protected them constantly…gnc femmes unite

[lesbianatlarge]

like wall-e collected pretty lights and flash drives and rubix cubes and all sorts of cool things and they showed them all to Eva who seemed cool and untouched but as we all know due to the Cockroach Scene actually loved them a lot and u Kno what? garbage femme walle is my hero

[quasarkisses]

you’re so right walle is a redneck femme and eva is a classy upscale butch

[laughingfish]

WLW-E

[animatedtext]

[memecucker]

The only good pop-culture Christmas tradition is one that isn’t even done anymore but it’s that anti-war cartoon from 1939 that starts out looking like a cutesy Christmas short with talking animals but it’s about self-imposed human extinction where humans are an evil cryptid that animals tell stories and the last two humans that lived were enemy soldiers that shot each other at the same time

Like damn that cartoon really stood out in my memories especially the animation where the last human to live succumbs to his wounds and just sinks into a black puddle and like they still showed it on Cartoon Network golden age cartoon shows when those were still a thing and like it was incredibly dark but also pretty politically subversive and also it’s kinda interesting to see something in 1939 take up the topic of mutually assured destruction

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[adhdisgay]

adhd is thinking the airpod memes are super funny but recognizing that the whole “hey! aw no they can’t hear us, FUCK they can’t hear us HEY” are life just in general bc of that bad bad audio processing

[adhdisgay]

my adhd friend, you have homework to do. Oh my god they’re hyperfocusing. They cant hear us. Oh my god, oh FUCK

[softestvirgil]

Now this, is funny

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[chris-evans]

This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

everyone else: :|

Scott and Peter Parker: :D

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

Scott and Peter said happy rights.

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Japanese. Tentacle. Porn.

Alright everyone sit your asses down and shut up I’m finna learn y’all a thing

Ok so in the early 1900s there’s this dude named Franz Ferdinand and then there’s some peeps that wanna kill him. They all get together one day to kill him while he’s in his car. The first one was a pussy and chickened out and the second one threw a grenade but forgot to factor in the delay so it blew up way passed his car so he took cyanide and jumped into a river but the cyanide was expired and therefore useless and the river was like six inches deep. The rest of them were like “fuck this” and went to get a sandwich. However, Ferdinand’s driver took a wrong turn and was like “oh well I’ll just turn around at this sandwich shop” and the guys were like “oh shit isn’t that the guy we’re trying to kill” and they shot him starting WW1.

The Germans got their asses handed to them in WW1 causing them to get all butthurt and put hitler into power. Around this time Japan was trying to take over eastern Asia (basically just a small portion of China but its the thought that counts) and Germany was like “hey do you guys wanna be friends and take over the world together?” And Japan was like “hell ya my dude” and WW2 started. Also Italy was there. Anyway Germany/Japan/Italy all got their asses kicked and much like post WW1 Germany, Japan got a much stricter government. Their new strict government outlawed porn but the people of Japan were horny and one guy was like “hey guys do you remember those American soldiers that were just here kicking our asses? Well they brought these things called comic books so maybe we could make porn in comic book style” thus the birth of hentai. But then the government tried to ban that because it still showed dicks and dicks weren’t allowed so they started drawing porn with any relitively dick shaped object, the most popular being tentacles. It became so popular that even after the porn ban was lifted people continued making tentacle porn because it was such a widespread fetish.

So there you have it:

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand lead to the creation of Japanese tentacle porn

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

so for some reason this post has disappeared off my dash so i spent forever searching to bring it back again you’re welcome 

[antlerqueefs]

[duchessofostergotlands]

Brexit in a nutshell

[sleepyfireball]

The world is so fucked I didn’t know which country this was talking about until “Brexit”

[occasionallyundulyformal]

I mean, let’s be real- it can’t be the US because we don’t have a reliably functioning train system.

[valyrianrosevance]

Our trains max at 50 mph and the stations are nowhere near conveniently placed

[duchessofostergotlands]

Brexit in a nutshell

[sleepyfireball]

The world is so fucked I didn’t know which country this was talking about until “Brexit”

[bethmae222]

science experiment:

hypothesis- i post pictures of queer women, you give me notes