The Master's Aprentice

Just a black dude who plays ukulele

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[haiderabd51]

This vid gave me cancer

[void-nova]

I’M HYPERVENTILATING

[dyke-conic-deactivated20210413]

I spent an hour into midnight in my college’s TV studio just to get this out of my head….

Edit: So it has come to my attention that many people were unprepared for the surprise so headphone users…watch out.

[yamcha]

i have.. sinned

[sagemoderocklee]

no you’ve blessed us

[sugarghosts]

Some wholesome news today lads

[sugarghosts]

UHGJhjshdjHSJDSKJhhSHhhhhhh

[had-just-ten-hours-training]

[skepticalmuppet]

[esmeriandreamer]

[thefaginogion]

Holy fucking christ

[scarliestralls]

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

Me

[thehauntingofjulia]

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

[hoochie-daddy]

Beat his ass big daddy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

[followthebluebell]

listen, buddy

the way this world is going, i will happily jump into a glowing portal and get abducted by the fae

[thoughts-in-shower]

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.

[attndotcom]

A brilliant explanation of consent for anyone who STILL doesn’t get it. 

[bolontiku]

Never not reblog

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[yamino]

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

[gragam]

its back

[purgethebots]

[odin-n-out]

So finals have got me down and I’ve decided all I want for christmas is to be as happy as jeff goldblum in a multi-colored cat sweater

[odin-n-out]

We are….less than close to our goal…..

[odin-n-out]

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

[odin-n-out]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

[odin-n-out]

Hey everyone I just want to say

We did it

[marmitewarlock]

Live your dreams 2k18

[alphacrone]

tweeted this on a whim but now i’m really diggin the idea

[pettycentral]