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[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[aiiaiiiyo]

Timothy Treadwell reading a book on bears just as one is approaching him from behind in 1999 Check this blog!

[multishipperbish]

hey speaking of variants they should put in the spiderverse movies

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

Thinking about Maysilee Donner. A girl who refused to let the Capitol dehumanize her. A girl who wanted to die with dignity, without begging for her life, because that mattered to her. Who set up a place setting with napkins and forks in the middle of the arena because she is a human being. Who loved jewelry and fashion and believed that her appearance sends a message about who she is, and who wanted that message to be respectable, dignified, worth something.

Thinking about Maysilee Donner who was unafraid to slap the woman who pulled her name in the reaping and who threw clever insults towards anyone who provoked her, no matter who they were. Maysilee Donner who believed human dignity is inherent but respect is earned and who refused to give respect to those who did not deserve it.

Maysilee Donner whose father threw money at the reaping stage as if that could save her, and the money floated to the ground just like the confetti, meaningless paper that signified nothing when placed against the power of the Capitol. Whose privilege could not save her. Who recognized that reality and faced it with more fortitude than any person should ever have to display. Maysilee Donner.

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[voicesbyzane]

He looks like a tender giant who found you in his home and instead of squashing you like a bug offered you a warm meal

[girard]

happy new years eve i wish i were them right now actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a lot of stuff happened but i'm choosing to remember 2025 as the year i found out people with green eyes exist irl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

couple things:

yes i spent my entire life until a few months ago assuming green eyes were an urban legend

"what about all the fictional characters with green eyes" thought it was a trope like with anime protagonists having naturally purple hair

i found out by watching Desperate Housewives (one of the actors has green eyes and it threw me off)

(i had never watched Desperate Housewives until that point bc i assumed it was reality tv, of the same genre as Real Housewives Of Metropolitan Areas franchise)

i still haven't seen green eyes irl, i am simply aware now that they actually exist

"have you really never met a person with green eyes." i didn't say that. it's possible I've met dozens. my autistic ass has spent decades elevating eye contact avoidance to a sublime art form.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did more research and now I'm sort of leaning back to my original stance that green eyes don't actually exist? people say "green" but all i'm seeing is eyes that are blue-and-brown. can i get some example photos so i know what we're talking about???

[kind-of-human1]

I assume this is what people think of when they imagine green eyes. Whether they look green or not is mostly a lighting thing from what I've seen. I have gray eyes that can look green in the right light.

Green eyes are also the rarest eye color period, so I don't actually blame you for not knowing they existed at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

these are just blue with brown/yellow mixed in? i have those type of eyes, i assume they're pretty common. definitely less rare than people with 100% blue eyes with no mix-ins

[teslapenguin1]

blue with yellow mixed in

and what do you get when you mix blue and yellow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok listen

[bee-dazzle]

Gaud

I think you might have green eyes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're not green they are blue and yellow that's two different colors neither of those colors is green this is what im talking about people say "green eyes" and then it turns out they're just talking about eyes with multiple colors (blue, brown, yellow) none of which is actually green!!!!!!!!!

[thegreatcatwar]

As of writing you have a little over 24 hours give or take to learn that grey eyes exist as well!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's light blue

[changelingchilde9]

That's grey with a hint of blue.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my outer irises are the same damn shade, i would be aware if that was gray, but it is not it is WISHY WASHY BLUE

[librowyrm]

Clearly the only solution to this is to post a blurry closeup of your own eyes for us to argue about

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs*

FUCK ALL OF YOU

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they are pale BLUE and YELLOW my phone camera is just shitty they are two separate colors part blue and part yellow two colors

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

TUMBLR STOP COLOR PICKING MY EYEBALL

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In conclusion, I will fondly remember 2025 as the year i found out green eyes exist (and absolutely nothing else interesting or noteworthy happened).

I'm excited to greet the bright shining year of 2026 still not 100% convinced that gray eyes are a real thing.

Happy new year to all, and to all a good FUCKING night🖕🖕🖕

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[astronomical-bagel]

Happy late anniversary to the post that changed tumblr’s (and the entire internet’s) vernacular forever

[miyoriia]

[brightlotusmoon]

[solaceon]

this is what it looks like when i kiss my little cat's head

[rosie-artz]

MY BOY IS COMING TO RIVALS NEXT SEASON FUCK YAAA!!!!

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa