lol, lmao even

Hi, I'm March! | any prn | 20s | eng/pl

[goth-queen]

[vampireautism]

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

[flowerflamestars]

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

[ocean-stuck]

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

[y2kbugs-moved]

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

[gender-luster]

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

[yahooo-official]

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

@namelessennes

[avidreaderffn]

@sandstonesunspear

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

Jesus Tapdancing Christ... THIS is a good welt pocket and the people who designed Simplicity 2895 ought to be blasted well ASHAMED of themselves for the crap way THEY wanted a welt pocket made. *SNARLS*

[makereadgrow]

This is how I learned to do it and a good example of what you want to see in a short form tutorial: pinning, pressing, seam finishing, good fabric handling.

I would mention that you can make the pocket facing with a small panel of your matching fabric that is visible and the rest in a lighter fabric to reduce bulk. That's a lot of denim layers for comfort.

[teaboot]

HOT DAMN

[thankeschoen]

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

[biracy]

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

[handshandshandshandshandshands]

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[roconize]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[ravioliet]

[babushkaat]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[translatingpoststogerman]

Maultasche (x)

[translatingpoststogerman]

"Maultasche" translates to "mouth bag".

Though the more polite term for "mouth" is "Mund".

"Maul" is used in certain dialects as the regular word for human mouths, but in Standard German it's usually only used for animal mouths or when you want to tell someone to shut up ("Halt's Maul").

[fagulously-me]

⬆️ Kind of like how in Spanish, the standard word for mouth is "boca" and "hocico" refers to an animal's mouth/snout, and sometimes when someone wants to tell someone to shut up, they could either say "¡Cállate la boca!"(Shut your mouth!) or "¡Cállate el hocico!" which also means shut your mouth but can be interpreted as having a more vulgar/rude tone. Kind of like the difference between saying "shut up" and "shut the fuck up" in English.

[translatingpoststogerman]

Exactly!

[point-two-two]

Oh! in French there's also bouche for a person's mouth, while gueule refers to an animal's mouth and translates roughly to "maw". In French we also say "Ta gueule!" to mean something like "shut the fuck up" haha.

[beemovieerotica]

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[geekysteven]

People were so mean to her, but I swear my relationship with stuff–literally all inanimate objects–became healthier because of her.