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Real RDR Fact #31

RDR2 was supposed to end with Dutch taking everyone to Wendy's and buying them frostys as an apology, but Rockstar couldn't buy the rights to the Wendy's logo so they settled for something else

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we need a revival of the blue man group now more than ever

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tell me i'm a good person or i'm closing beetlejuice

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let's put together a mr broadway post. i'll start. ben platt

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paddywhack

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patti ann lupone

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mrs lovett and sweeney sure did bone

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well, i think i've learned something today

pastrygeckos

im DONOT care if the birbs are not here yet THEY WILL BE and i MUST yelle

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chris-evans

Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight.

We’re following him.

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That’s all it is Miles, a leap of faith. Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)

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ben platt WILL play the grinch in a non equity tour in 40 years

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huh

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Ben Platt reading this

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THAT’S MY LINE

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Being on tumblr after the update like

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war horse

horse war

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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

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[From Max Landis’ amazing “American Alien” series about Superman.] SO GOOD

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SCREAM 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻 SO EVERYONE 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 HEAR

logisticbumm

His shit eating grin in the last one sells it

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I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target.

joshscorcher

Still one of my favorite clips from Superman: The Animated Series.

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This has gotten bigger since I last saw it ant that’s FANTASTIC

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Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised.

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I’ve never seen this post but it just became my favorite post on the internet

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Wanna know the kicker?

In the first chapter of JLA’s “Divided We Fall Arc” both Clark and Bruce reveal their civilian identities to the rest of the League. This is post “Tower of Babel” where nobody but Clark still trusts Batman, and in order to start building trust again, Clark urges Bruce to unmask himself to the rest of the team because Bruce obviously knows who everyone else is. Bruce agrees on one condition, Clark has to “unmask” himself as well.

When the big reveal goes down, Kyle Rayner says it best re: Clark being Superman: “He doesn’t…wear a mask. I never even…thought he had a…day job…”

That’s right, the canon reason why nobody makes the connection between Superman and Clark Kent is because nobody thinks that Superman HAS a civilian identity.

Also, with a really good actor, Clark Kenting is entirely possible, as Christopher Reeve demonstrates in the 1978 Superman film.

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There was actually a story where a scientist at Lexcorp developed a computer program to analyse all available evidence and work out who Superman is

It figured out he was Clark…and Lex fired the scientist for wasting company resources because he COULDN’T BELIEVE that Superman would ever “Pretend” to be human because it would mean pretending to be “Weak”

90% of Superman’s disguise is everyone else doing the work for him