I can now still good

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[babyfairy]

[melodramaticsoprano]

why does this have so much emotion? melancholy? I dunno why but this slaps and makes me feel sad

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

what it mean when everything she do make u smile

[extradimensionaldream]

you got caught up in some shit bro you in love :^/

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

:/

[insomniac-arrest]

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

[insomniac-arrest]

not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown

no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief

there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[lotrfansaredorcs]

One overlooked thing that really sets the Lord of the Rings films apart from other franchises is how earnest they are-

Most movies are so afraid of being “cheesy” that whenever they say something like “friendship is the most powerful force in the world” they quickly undercut it with a joke to show We Don’t Really Believe That! ;)  Even Disney films nowadays have the characters mock their own movie’s tropes (”if you start singing, I’m gonna throw up!”) It’s like winking at the camera: “See, audience? We know this is ridiculous! We’re in on the joke!”

But Lord of the Rings is just 12.5 hours of friendship and love being the most powerful forces in the world, played straight. Characters have conversations about how much their home and family and friends mean to them, how hope is eternal, how there is so much in the world that’s worth living for…. and the film doesn’t apologize for that. There’s no winking at the audience about How Cheesy and Silly All This Is; it’s just. Completely in earnest.

And when Lord of the Rings does “lean on the fourth wall” to talk about storytelling within the film, it’s never to make jokes about How Ridiculous These Storytelling Tropes are (the way most films do)…. but instead to talk about how valuable these stories can be. Like Sam’s Speech at the end of the Two Towers: the greatest stories are ones that give you something to believe in, give you hope, that help you see there are things in a bleak violent world that are worth living for

[nitrateglow]

Earnestness is so much cooler than all the hip cynicism in the world. You go LOTR

[lotrfansaredorcs]

[billbuttlicker-]

i’m a film student

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[sashaseyebrows]

Anyone else gay n lonely on this July evening

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[sparkytheandroid]

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

[lmaonade]

people think just having your physical dick out is enough, you need to have your mental dick out too. and your spiritual dick? absolutely needs to be out. otherwise you’re just holding yourself back

[cinnaluna]

brain: sad

me: wait what why? everything is fine right n-

brain: sad and gUILTY

[acoolguy]

the guy who invented horses: it’s like a guy you can sit on and it goes

[acoolguy]

the guy who invented horses: kinda like a car but that hasn’t been invented yet

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

life during the cold war was just whatever

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

The Soviets: What if we irradiated Nixon to try and give him radiation poisoning

Secret Service Agents the room over: WOW NIXONS ROOM SURE IS RADIOACTIVE! I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS RADIATION IS COMING FROM. THE RADIATION IN NIXON’S ROOM THAT IS. THE ONE WE’RE MONITORING SO CLOSELY WE EVEN BOTHERED TO TEST FOR RADIATION LEVELS.

The Soviets: fuck shit abort theyre onto us abort

[the73rddoctor]

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP88B01125R000300120069-6.pdf

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[starwarsgraphictee]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

wait for it………..

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sound up.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[splattermouth]

so uh

i just discovered a youtube channel that does entirely live action remakes of spongebob episodes to get around the fact that you cant post the actual episodes

and theres actually a lot of effort put into this?????

[certified-p0ser]

holy shit

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

the commitment………. the acting…. the sound effects… the dance number at the end.. this is amazing