are corndogs sandwiches or popsicles @theaccidentalidiot - Tumblr Blog

this isn’t an introduction post or anything, there are just some posts that i really like and i wanna put them all in one place. btw some links may have very basic titles because i just don’t know what else to call it

hey this got pretty long so i’m adding a read more so you don’t have to scroll for so long

theaccidentalidiot

Reblogged due to hitting the link limit (didn’t even know that was a thing. huh)

Putting a read more here too (also bots stop liking this post challenge)

theaccidentalidiot

hey guys i hit the link limit again. also i learned i can’t edit the previous reblogs once i make a new one, so that’s fun. not like i wanted to change some stuff or anything. oh well. also the bots stopped interacting, nice!

they can’t even handle the blue skidoo

*screams from the rooftops* GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!!!!!!!!

use crisco: it’s digestable

i like this one cause i think they have funny faces :)

restoring a candy drop roller

spore tribal stage

make sure to send thank you letters after your job interview!

glossary of health insurance terms

Jake English in english

a comic about a worm on a string

you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000

parental guidance for your Bendy Baby(TM)

just because i am in the shape of a person does not mean i am one

Smashed potatoes that look like Squidward

weird guy

i hope selmers catches her bus

butch & transmasc swimwear

i downloaded a garfield picture creator game from 1986

wisdom from a food bank volunteer

a veteran’s advice on where to start with the alton towers lore

he finally got the formulaulaula

finally… the worst beat ever

pirating music (take with a grain of salt, as always)

defunctland off the shits

bath snacks

what a wonderful human being

make sure to do your research before adopting a semi truck

the cowboy witch poem

search engines to use instead of google

you CAN do pull-ups, my friend!

i don’t listen to will wood, but he seems like a good guy :)

i don’t like college and scholarship applications

the group chat when i ask who’s available to hang out next week

the tbh extended family

HEY PINE TREE LOOK WHAT I CAN DO

battle of the leitmotif

ME SAW WHO!!!!!!

aw cute dogy :)

The World of Becca Blake

steam reviews for Pathologic 2

the toothpaste bitch

Happy Do You Wear Wigs Wednesday

the perfect gif combo

you can eat the plate

click here for instant happiness!

ai generated breakfast cereals

life could be a dream

THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO CRACK OPEN A PUMPKIN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ANIMATION

everything you need to know about repairing our busted-ass world

22000 animated gifs

just another reminder to switch to firefox when you can <3

dragon scale sleeves

the story of murphy, the plushy hedgehog

HHHGREGG PANASONIC BLU-RAY 99 DOLLARS

the golden record

names are born from love

3 gallons 3 seconds

using adobe products? don’t! use these instead!

the gutenburg project

The God of Arepo

tumblr’s folk stories

pooh baseball

cute little bunny paper doll thing

in case anyone is having a bad day/night

this dudes gonna draw a masterpiece one day, i just know it

how to talk to young children (3-5 years old)

relationship goals fr

tips on living your silliest life

when i was a wee child i have the ability to swallow meatballs

i'll never be enough no matter how hard i try it is

watch this if you have guilt for being white or being able to pass as such

computer literacy and safety resources

checkmate, atheists

so you want a good, violent revolution? good for you, maybe.

listen to this charlie brown

if dave said this in the comic i legit would not have even blinked

'do it scared' yes, but also take a break for yourself sometimes

just because you have suffered doesn't mean it's okay to make other people suffer

how to paint light!

HAPPY LOOP WEDNESDAY YAAAAA

stretches for a quick break

Types of Christmas Music I Have Encountered at my Part-Time Seasonal Retail Job

like THINK ABOUT IT 👉😳👈

remember to fact-check government bills to see if they're actually worth worrying about!

I hope you and I will never need this, but here it is anyway

How to disable and remove all AI features in Mozilla Firefox (as of july 12, 2025)

Thank you to all the people who died so I could live.

tyanis

Old Horror Movie Trailer Reaction Images. Batch 1.

I recently posted these screenshots from old horror movie trailers and you guys seemed to like them. I had been re blogging them with more but the post was getting pretty lengthy, so I'm just gonna make separate posts from now on with a bunch of them on each. Here you go!

ppebejef

COMPLEX FEELINGS: PT 1

i hope u enjoy these i made them a couple years ago and i always seem to run across them in the fandoms i join over time which makes me smile. but there’s MORE (also featured on my insta highlights!)

tyanis

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

no-sharks-on-the-sun

starting a compilation

no-sharks-on-the-sun

fulda-gap-express

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

fulda-gap-express

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

luidilovins

grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

prof-grace-aspen

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

icantspellthings

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

silliestflowergirl

4. uno

notmonaca

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

arrghigiveup

TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus:

drst

These are my people.

petermorwood

Betting I’ve reblogged this before. Betting I’ll reblog it when it turns up again.

In addition to the print terminology stuff: the visual shorthand icons and ad graphics for something about writing are still often pen-nibs, fountain pens and typewriters…

…while graphics of a monitor, keyboard and mouse remain visual shorthand for computing…

…even though most writers now use monitor / keyboard / mouse or even laptop / touchpad.

In addition, headers for “this blog / website is about writing” are often in one of the many imitation typewriter fonts complete with smudges, or just Courier.

The start and end call icons on most / all smartphones is still the handset of a classic desk telephone, and sometimes the open-app icon is a complete phone.

The term “hang up” for “end the call” refers to something even older - one of these…

And of course the Save icon is indeed a 3½ inch floppy disc.

Why it wasn’t a 5¼ floppy is a mystery. The icon version is just as distinctive.

(ETA: by the time Graphic User Interfaces (icons) were common, 5¼ discs were superseded by 3½ inch ones. However there’s been no graphic update since then, even though various operating-system updates could have changed “Save” to a CD / DVD or flash drive. Nowadays a Save icon should probably be a cartoon cloud.

Graphics and terminology are funny things.

taraljc

I was talking to someone on the phone the other night and we were trying to identify a typefaced used in the late ‘60s and I was like it was you know actual type like they melted down for the war (only not in the US I was thinking in the UK) but it was that moment where I remembered there was life before computers. Typesetting. What a concept.

(also I’m relatively certain that the typeface we were trying to identify was converted to digital by House Industries which means I can’t afford it ever. but I can redraw it in Illustrator.)

netherworldpost

This is a documentary about the last lead type run of the New York Times before they switched to computerized photo type.

A system that has also been replaced.

It has stuff from above + more!

I have watched this documentary literally 500-600 times. It’s about 30 minutes long and I watched it on repeat 5 days a week for several weeks because I was Going Through Things several years ago.

aflo

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

punkitt-is-here

#WHERE DO YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THESE PLEEEEAAAAASE

jayrockin

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience

misdrunk

I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.

jayrockin

No you…. really need to click the link

undeadwill

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

bogleech

This does deserve to go around again

elljayvee

On April 7, 2026, people stopped being born.

#17776

seventytwo-waterellens

In honor of the day… how do you pronounce 17776?

Like the date 1776, but with an extra 7 in there somewhere

Seventeen thousand seven hundred and seventy-six

One seven seven seven six

Another cool way

I do not care to know what football will look like in the future

Voting ended onApr 14

#17776

devilledeggz

happy immortality day everyone!!!!

what will you be doing for the next eternity?

football

cherishing the bulb for the limited time we have it

watching whatever antics humans are up to from space

Voting ended onApr 8

#17776

axopies

LMAOOOO

barkingbarghest

[ID: Screenshot of a Twitter post by user gay_madilynn that is a map of North America where the continental United States has been edited with a gridiron football field that has been stretched and pinched to roughly map onto the shape of the country. The image is captioned "i am developing a new sport called huge football." A second Twitter post by user goalietaps "boy do i have the interactive multimedia science fiction story for you." End ID.]

newtsoftheworldunite

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

#17776

whimsyandcuriosity

.happy immortality day! :)

from every accident every mistake every error blossoms a wealth of little miracles

i was going to make a little animation in celebration of The Day but ive been busy graduating and being perpetually ill ... i hope my @17776-fanzine entries above make up for it regardless. happy 04/07/2026 and thank you to all who make up 17776 whether it be jon bois himself or the ESA/NASA project scientists or the entire community of artists and the like

#17776

chucktaylorupset

17776 is a world where people stopped dying but like. There wasnt like a global announcement when it happened so what it probably looked like was an oncologist coming home and kissing her wife on the cheek while broadly grinning "whats going on" "just had a good day at work" meaning, telling every patient the same news: remission, remission, remission

schniggles

#Just dont ask about her colleagues in the fertility department: i dont know whats happening but we'll keep trying. we'll keep trying. (via chucktaylorupset)

#17776

mothcpu

“Please answer.”

17776 excerpts + photos i took

edit: please read 17776

theatricuddles

[ID: The three images are screenshots from the webcomic 17776.

First screenshot shows a photo of two people’s grassy backyards with deciduous trees and chain link fence gates, with red text asking “how long has it been like this?” Green text responds “on April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On that same day, people stopped dying and people stopped aging.” Yellow text in the bottom corner says “ham cheese. Ham cracker. Cheese cracker. Ham and cheese cracker. Ham and cheese.”

Second screenshot shows a completely empty open parking lot during daytime. Green text reads “They got tired. Some lasted longer than others, but they all got tired. Now they are resting in a moment that will last until the end of time.”

Third screenshot shows a photo taken from a road lined with telephone poles, houses, and deciduous trees. Green text reads “I kinda look at the big long life that stretches out ahead of me forever and disappears. And I get scared. And I think, ‘This can’t be heaven if I’m getting scared, right?’And then I think ‘Maybe I am in heaven, and heaven is scary.”

Fourth screenshot shows a pink cloudy sky during sunset. Red text says “I love you guys. Green text responds “Love you too.” Yellow text says “love y’all too.” Red text continues, “This is the end, right? The end of the story?” Green text says “We were always at the end. It’s a free play, buddy. Clock’s all zeroes. It’s after the end of the world.”]

#17776

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