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911 hey i hate to be âthat guyâ but i glued myself to the ceiling again
Mark Hamill speaking to fans at Oxford Union.Â
Yâall, I ainât never seen a whole Star Wars film, but Mark Hamill? Is an actual Fucking Saintâąïž.
A lady asked me how much it cost to make her a purse of a well known style in cotton fabric of a particular design and colour. ÂŁ35 - I said. She said she thought that was a bit dear for a purse. I asked her how much she thought it would cost her to make one then. She thought about ÂŁ10 as you can get similar in Primarni for ÂŁ8 OK, so for ÂŁ10 do it yourself I said Her reply was - I donât know how to. I said for ÂŁ10 Iâll teach you how to. So besides saving you ÂŁ25 youâll get the knowledge if you ever want to make another. She seemed pleased and agreed. OK I said, youâll need a machine, cutting mat, rotary cutter, rivet press and the pattern. Oh wellâŠ.. I donât have many of things and I canât justify buying all that just to make one purse. Well then for another ÂŁ10 more Iâll lend you my stuff to you so you can do it at my house. Okay, she says. Great, I replied, come round on Tuesday afternoon and weâll make a start Oh, I canât come on Tuesday Iâm having my hair done! Sorry, but Iâm only available Tuesday to teach you and lend you my stuff. Other days are busy with other bags and purses. Bugger, that means Iâll have to miss my haircut. Oh, I forgot, I said, to make one yourself you also have to pay for the sundry costs. Now sheâs confused â what on earth are they?? Fabric search time, electric, wear and tear on the machine, blades for the cutter etc She looks at me and says â but thatâs ridiculous you can absorb all that cost as you are charging me to borrow your stuff. I could, I said, but Iâm not spending time looking for the fabric you need you can do that yourself â you need 3 fat quarters of fabric, buckram, woven interfacing, non woven interfacing, a lock, rivets and matching thread. So she then says - Iâve been thinking, I think Iâd rather pay you the ÂŁ35. Itâs too complicated to make one for myself, it wouldnât be as well made and it would cost me a hell of a lot more than ÂŁ35. When you pay for a hand crafted item, you pay not only for the material used, but also: - knowledge - experience - tools - services - time - enthusiasm Only by knowing all the elements necessary for the production of a certain item can you estimate the actual cost.
So Iâve just started taking ADHD meds to help and even on a low dose right now things are a lot better. So I have something to say.
ALL THIS TIME TASKS WERE EASY FOR NEUROTYPICALS?! Iâm sorry?! I spend all the time feeling INFERIOR and like absolute garbage because people could do tasks better than me and it turns out its because for them itâs EASY?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
the most common and least mentioned side effect of being properly medicated is OUTRAGE
not covid being a year old today !!! boo we hate your pussy
night sluts
theyâre called vampires
moon whores
those are called werewolves
Necromancer that doesnât know theyâre a necromancer and thinks theyâre just a really good emt
That is the funniest thing i have ever read
"So what have YOU done for your neighbors lately, Brenda?"đđđ
Guys, I live in Tennessee and I've seen the damage from the fire, it's not as bad now, barely noticeable, but a couple years ago it was definitely bad, but Dolly Parton is a literal lifesaver, I mean, she did all of that to help people get back on their feet, and now she's donating to help find a cure.
Dolly Parton is a true hero.
This isnât homophobia. Yâall donât realize (describes homophobia)
This is what I mean when I say
1) homophobia doesnât only hurt gay men
2) women can and often do perpetuate toxic masculinity
Also gods forbid a guy figures out he may not be 100% straight and want to explore that aspect of himself, but no keep on judging and shaming him. Even if he explores that aspect of himself and finds that he is 100% straight but has feminine traits so fucking what. Support your bf or leave if youâre emotionally abusive snowflake ass canât take sitting on another guys lap.Â
MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO
some contextÂ
1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriendâs abusive ex in the foot
2. abusive ex was also a sex offender
3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralphâs items as well
4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital
5. i didnât do assignment 8 so i am very happy
some more Facts About Ralph
he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about âhow his sister should be able to get marriedâ when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word âTHATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIEâÂ
in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.
the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service
this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life
oh mg god this post somehow got better
byron. come here to memy son. i have been defeated. we have been defeated. my sweet child. swallow this pill with daddeh. itâll be over soon. i love you. i love this nation. god bless these great united states. good buh buh
These men said âthat is NOT what women are forâ so fast
"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in a vague and unsettling prophetic dream
Whatâs encrypting your internet surfing? An algorithm created by a supercomputer? Well, if the site youâre visiting is encrypted by the cyber security firm Cloudflare, your activity may be protected by a wall of lava lamps.
Cloudflare covers websites for Uber, OKCupid, & FitBit, for instance. The wall of lamps in the San Francisco headquarters generates a random code. Over 100 lamps, in a variety of colors, and their patterns deter hackers from accessing data. Â
As the lava lamps bubble and swirl, a video camera on the ceiling monitors their unpredictable changes and connects the footage to a computer, which converts the randomness into a virtually unhackable code.
Codes created by machines have relatively predictable patterns, so itâs possible for hackers to guess their algorithms, posing a security risk. Lava lamps, add to the equation the sheer randomness of the physical world, making it nearly impossible for hackers to break through.
You might think that this would be kept secret, but itâs not. Simply go in and ask to see the lava lamp display. By allowing people to affect the video footage, human movement, static, and changes in lighting from the windows work together to make the random code even harder to predict.
So, by standing in front of the display, you add an additional variable to the code, making it even harder to hack. Isnât that interesting?Â
via atlasobscura.com
What the fuck.
Oh, this
I like this
If you wrote this into your fictional story, itâd be called too fake.