Dispatches From The Angriest Part of the Universe

A collection of rage filled rants and the things I am obsessed with.

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

[theangriestnerd]

How I secretly want to spend everyday.

[oldschoolsciencefiction]

[theangriestnerd]

Lmao

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Doug Ford is channeling his inner trump complete with a ‘joke’ about Locking up a female leader and having a gross misunderstanding of Federal/Provincial jurisdictions.

[chikadee-deactivated20180625]

[theangriestnerd]

I want to put this up all over my town

[starlightandtears]

The kids of Black Lives Matter were ignored by the same types of orgs funneling bad rhetoric into the children of Parkland because those orgs 1) do not care about police violence 2) do not care about black people 3) probably understood it would be harder to successfully manipulate Black youth/make them mouth pieces and SUCCESSFULLY win over the public.

[prokopetz]

Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction - and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately much lower than among real-world humans; if Link and Zelda swapped clothes, you’d never be able to tell who was the girl and who was the boy.

Consequently, Hylian society depends heavily on clothing to establish gender roles, to the extent that it’s a severe faux pas to question someone’s gender presentation. If they’re dressed like a girl, then they’re a girl - even if they were dressed like a boy yesterday. That’s why nobody ever remarks upon the fact that Zelda and her heroic alter-ego Sheik are different genders; it’d be gauche at best to bring it up.

[stellarsylph]

Good post op

[parpatarts]

explains why i can be banned from gerudo town, change clothes in front of the guards, and then be welcomed with open arms

[quantumghosts]

shit, this absolutely provides an explanation for it that isn’t just “lazy game mechanism” and is honestly such a solid demonstration of how people should approach genderfluidity. 

doesn’t matter if the first time you met the person they presented as male, if they present as female now that means they’re a woman and they’re welcome into gerudo town no questions asked

[wombatking]

Also, Link and Zelda 100% do swap places often and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[gayrika]

“Princess Zelda, Ganon has made his way into the kingdom! What should we do?!”

“HYAH”

[sizvideos]

[t-h-e--m-o-t-h-m-a-n-deactivate]

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

This will always be my favorite gifset.

[whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin]

Aren’t I adoooorable?

[art-thropologist]

Mate, this is a selkie and her human girlfriend on a fun beach date.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is service industry workers not being allowed to sit down for their entire shifts, no matter how dead the traffic flow gets.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is service industry workers sacrificing their comfort for antagonizing and pervy customers who are “always right”.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is giving students homework in order to prepare them for their future careers where they’ll inevitably need to “take work home with them” or work extra hours in order to put bread on the table.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is helping physically/mentally ill people only to the extent that they’re able to generate profitable labor again.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is destroying food that can’t be sold rather than distributing it to poor people according to need.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is monetizing knowledge and making it artificially scarce so that owners can profit and laypeople are left in the dark.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is bosses threatening workers with replacement by machines if their wage demands become “too high”.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is forcing people to work bullshit jobs that don’t need to be done and squandering the wider social potential of automation.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is the US government backing violent coups of democratically-elected presidents in other countries and installing fascist dictatorships so that elite material interests are catered to – only to then get super offended that another country would dare interfere with their 2016 elections.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is pretending to care about the underdog, only to then advocate policies that concentrate wealth and power into fewer and fewer hands.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is pretending to care about the pursuit of happiness, only to then structure society so that the overwhelming majority are forced into soul-crushing assembly line/service industry/consumerist jobs under the threat of homelessness and starvation.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is pretending to oppose an unaccountable economic coordinator class that makes all the major decisions, despite that being the exact description of bosses, landlords, and billionaires under capitalism.

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[weloveshortvideos]

Firehose vs Flamethrower

[ricp]

This is everything I didn’t know I needed to see today

[tittymalaysia-blog]

#katara vs azula (via @xactodreams)

[wolveria]

Also, refusing to serve in the IDF is a thing.

[icouldbedrunkbutalsonot]

why dont u guys reblog this i seen some of y’all reblog her support your fave

[takingbackourculture]

This is great and explains why I was so disgusted when she got an award for being a symbol of bad ass women worldwide. Watching her say she wants every woman to be inspired by Wonder Women made me want to vomit. - Jess

[hypedogs]

[theangriestnerd]

Coolest dude on the interest.

[funnydogsxyz]

What i’m doing?

[iaintshxt-deactivated20141217]

[ruinedchildhood]

Always reblog

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[momo33me]

#Ask_Gaza | Episode 4: Do You Hate Jews?

[caesoxfan04-blog]

Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.

[the-awful-rowing]

Anderson fucking Cooper, everyone. 

Some journalists like to be strictly observers. they don’t intervene, they don’t participate. they just document what they see, even if what they see is terrible. But the way I see it, journalists don’t exist in a vacuum. They are human beings, living and working in a very human environment. And that humanity is essential in relating to their stories. When you lose your humanity, you lose any kind of journalistic integrity you have left. 

[localufologist]

#nevernotreblog

[gin-and-eschatonic]

this is the guy who found out one of his ancestors was killed by one of his slaves and was like “he had it coming”