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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

snowdropskylark

hey so funny thing about this

sidsky

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

freackthejester

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

dragonbleps

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

rabbitrah

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

kyatra

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

i-am-a-fish

I accidentally opened discord on my laptop and was forced into a 30 second unskippable cutscene

pukicho

I tried my hand at bird photography today

milksteakkk

wheres the bird pukicho :(

pukicho

He's not there

pukicho

I said I tried

en-theos

People nowadays are so obsessed with redemption arcs like. Give me a good corruption arc. Watch me go wild over my favourite characters going mad and committing atrocious acts against the very nature of humanity

deafmic

Throwback to that one time I went to a murder mystery Halloween party where we were given characters who correlated with colors and were told to dress in those colors and one dude showed up dressed as Ted Cruz

deafmic

Okay I found the photos

So he wasn't just dressed as Ted Cruz, but he had made a mask of Ted Cruz with a detached mouth that was taped to his chin so it would move when he talked and it was every bit as horrifying as it sounds/looks

Here he is attempting to drink a beer through the mask. His goal was to not take the mask off at all

deafmic

I forgot to mention the best part:

He turned out to be the murderer.

memewhore

bloggerihardlyknower

This might be the worst offer I've ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

werewolf boyfriend simulator

lipstickluchador

you will not see the gates of heaven

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

off-brandhipster

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202

Tolkien: you can’t just patch random things together because you like them, everything has to fit together in a dense textural weave of reasonable causes and effects

Lewis: and then the witch from the other dimension turns the fox to stone for having a contraband tea party …

intjint

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

bespectacled-ghost

mickstart

Some of you can't be saved by touching grass anymore

mickstart

Think you should go touch the radioactive eating moss at Chernobyl instead and pray it absorbs your vibes

c3rvida3

Podcast where every week someone different interviews me, and if they ask something I've answered before, they get Nickelodeon slimed, so episode one is like, "Where are you from? What's your favorite color?" but episode one-hundred is like, "How many birds would you estimate you saw on the family vacation to Yellowstone you took when you were seven?" and they still get slimed.

c3rvida3

This post is only mildly funny by virtue of the fact that it takes place in a world where I'm capable of answering questions.