trick ass bitch

i’m 18 now and shits still the same

[thebeardedduo]

www.rbnjb.com?a=14985395

R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[catchymemes]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

what men think women love to be called:

babe

baby

sweetie

honey

sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade

broken chair

Samuel L Jackson

dirty dish rag

Mr.Clean

[theshitneyspears]

this is what peaking on molly feels like

[blackdenimjeans3]

I’m so obsessed with this

[fudge-the-horse]

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[tiktokarchive]

[hannahg2k28]

[sacred-portal]

[southernsideofme]

Hose sucked in by fire Tornado

[voidmutt]

i cant tell which is my favorite part. the frantic pulling of the hose as its getting sucked into the sky like a spaghetti noodle, the random “OH YEAH BABY!”, or the guy just chuckin a rock into the fire tornado at the end as if that’s gonna show it who’s boss

[norseminuteman]

This is like a D&D encounter that wasn’t supposed to be hard, just spray water at the fire, but nobody could roll above a 5. 

[catchymemes]

[64-bitsims]

[maaarine]

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[sonypraystation]

my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game

[slugxcrossing]

There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

[xoteria]

ominous……

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I agreed to draw this random guy’s fursona. I finished the art completely and in turn asked for payment, but he only wanted to pay the originally agreed upon $15 even though he changed his mind several times (added several elements and wanted it paint shaded instead of flats etc.) and it ended up being a $45 commission by the end.

He kept refusing to pay, and brought a friend like a hype man to further insist that I was being a jerk by demanding compensation for my hard work. He had an app on his phone where I was supposed to enter the amount of the commission, so I made the price $30 and added several additional lines to the invoice including a “piece of sh*t” charge, a “I’m never drawing for you again” charge, and a “f*ck you” charge.

He almost payed it without looking, but eventually did and flipped out, calling me a scam artist and saying he was gonna call his mom.

So I beat the absolute hell out of him and his friend outside a Jack-in-the-Box restaurant.

[luischocolatier]

This could quite possibly be a real story except for the fact that most furries pay religiously and even give tips.

If it was any other kind of art I would have believed it.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

What I found out from multiple artists who follow me due to the content of this submission - furries pay well and even tip artists.

[luischocolatier]

They’re literally like the rich merchant families of renaissance Italy but nowadays and on the internet.

Furries are like the modern Medici.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[ilostmyshoe42]

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[yaldabaoth413]

Nothing can prepare you for the day your Math teacher announces that whoever can send him the funniest meme based on his class will get extra credit for the final grade.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sometimes i have a deep need for a gut laugh at 3 AM that only “ridiculous reasons my child has had a meltdown” reddit topics can satiate

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im in tears

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

just one more

[starlightandtears]

Shoutout to the kid who wanted one of the Kratt brothers to be his dad and nearly destroyed his parents marriage 💀