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Figuring out that early-20's life, with work in Alaska and home in Germany. I also take photos: aperturiffic.tumblr.com

[loveamongthesailors]

It would be sexy if all the molecular bonds in my body broke at the same time and I just poofed into dust and vapors boom bitch she’s obliterated she’s nonexistent

[hishap]

hishap:

So I reblogged a post suggesting (among other things) that we never call the Orange Toupee “president” or by his last name, just to piss him off

How about we give him the Bunsenburner Curdlesnoot treatment and just mangle his name more and more until you reach that point where you can just smash your keyboard and everyone still knows who you’re talking about as long as the initials stay the same?

[hishap]

Dolan Toupee Daniel Truck Dickhead Trunk

[nytragen]

Dingdong Trumpet

[photochoco]

Dingle Thump

[vizivoir]

Doggle Trashbag Dank Torgburg Dhrgblrgl Thrshgarbl

[fajdskldsjfdjslkdoodlingfanboy]

Dranglen Trulck Danerlk Trenp Derjkd Truckjap Dong Thumb Ddjskflads Trjdsklfjsdl

[jenroses]

I’m down for doing this to Dilbert Trope.

[orestian-deactivated20180120]

Debussy Torque

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Domino Turnip

[atlas-prime]

Divergent Tshirt

[thebeespeonies]

Germany likes fireworks

[fakeffrank-deactivated20190113]

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET

2017

[divalocity]

The Broadway Heroine: Actress Denée Benton of “Natasha Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812″ for Interview Magazine

Photography by Lara Jade

[dropmoto-blog]

Here’s to a 2017 full of sparks 💥💥💥. Custom BMW in a Honda suit by @bizarromotorcycles. 📷 @alangoesnuts #caferacerxxx #caferacerporn #hondacaferacer #hondacb #dropmoto #bmw #vintagemotorcycle #builtnotbought

[buttonpoetry]

Check out and watch Jamie’s full poem, “Cornflake Girl”.

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who introduces you to good music

[persephonah]

2k17 may not treat me right but i will treat myself right in 2k17

[v8d-deactivated20240923]

emo stands for eat me out

[sincerelyjoanna-blog-blog]

[thebeespeonies]

Aaaah @mystonecoldfox tagged me! The nine albums that made my year. Not a very diverse collection. Room on Fire -The Strokes Little Joy -Little Joy Future Present Past EP -The Strokes Everything You've Come to Expect -TLSP ¿Como te Llama? -Albert Hammond Jr AM (Deluxe Edition) -Arctic Monkeys Yours to Keep -Albert Hammond Jr Submarine (soundtrack) -Alex Turner The Dream Synopsis EP -TLSP It was a very Strokes and Alex Turner year. Def needed it. 2017 resolution: branch out musically @knightslayer and @knobbedgnarledknees and anyone else who wants to look back on their year in music, please do!

[shadowthephoenix-deactivated201]

Fat and beauty can coexist. “You would be beautiful if you lost a bit of weight” and “you still have a pretty face” are not compliments. You are beautiful now and your whole being is pretty. Your soul is alight. You are radiant.

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

Friendly reminder that my dumbass isn’t good with hints, be direct.

[reverso]

[aseaofquotes]

Anne Carson, “The Glass Essay”

[onlydoll]

what would i even do without this poem. who would i be.

[weavemama]

PLEASE BOOST THIS!!!

These women should not be forced to perform for a man they don’t like….LET THE PRODUCERS KNOW