why r u here

I mean I can’t stop you from being here, but— really, why

[rafawriter]

[sirowlington]

demolished

[obviouslypancakes]

Gottem!

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

i went to fact check this and he literally is

[celero-loves-dragons]

fuck them up philip

[rootbeergoddess]

I just witnessed a murder

[ultimatespider]

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

[fuckyeahisawthat]

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

[captainclickycat]

But you know, what were they doing at the devil’s sacrament

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[catrad0rable]

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

[transcrowleyy]

this has layers, man

[valtsv]

i think travel should be free if you're going to meet your internet friends. i dont care about the economy btw

[lesbianmarth]

top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

[hiddency]

[zsweber-studios]

Meanwhile, Ghetsis—who is an antagonist who pretends to be an advocate for Pokemon rights—faces off against you with an under-leveled Hydreigon, which in the canon lore of the series only happens when someone forces evolution early, and that Hydreigon uses a full-power Frustration in B2W2, suggesting that it absolutely loathes Ghetsis.

[horror-horo-hollow]

For any non-pokemon players:

In pokemon games, there’s a hidden stat called friendship, which maxes out at 255 points; there are two (major) moves that are affected by this:

Return, which gets stronger the higher a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping at 102 base power with 255 friendship (for context, hyper beam has a base power of 150)

And frustration, which does the opposite, getting stronger the lower a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping out at 102 base power when the pokemon is at 0 friendship

The EXTRA fucked up thing is, almost NO pokemon has a base friendship of 0. The only pokemon that do are legendary pokemon and buneary. So Ghetsis actively lowered his Hydreigon’s friendship, and the only way to do that in-game is to let your pokemon faint often without using healing items on them

In other words Ghetsis is a major cunt

[trekfaerie]

wh

what’s up with buneary???

[bramblepatch]

Buneary fucking hates you by default. It’s also another friendship-dependent evolution line.

[valley-o]

for others who are clueless in the poking men, this is the tiny bunny that fucking hates you

[alecto-class-nhp-nue]

Bunneary hates your guts with the force of Gods

[heywriters]

My collection of clothing references for writing. 

[floraone]

Ya know what , I’m adding. Here are more useful references that I use;

[uzumaki-rebellion]

This is so helpful. I don’t know the exact names of a lot of stuff for clothes and have to look it up. This is helpful!

[deitycyla]

They often swap 😌✨

[blanketmoth-deactivated20231216]

[bauliya]

the nature of humanity is that friend groups in public being very loud is obnoxious and annoying and need to be more mindful of others but my friend group in public being loud is joyful and lively and everyone giving us looks is a miserable friendless Grinch that needs to appreciate life

[bauliya]

stop being pretentious in the notes and acting like you've never been annoyed by the same behavior u exhibit with your friends <3 nature of humanity is that we're all simultaneously the loud children in the street AND the grumpy annoyed old man who doesn't return footballs

[bauliya]

nature of humanity is that we're all big fat hypocrites! thank you

[weirdmageddon]

why does the coke freestyle app look like dave strider is talking to you

[rubysapphrald]

the homestuck game looks great

[deitycyla]

Basically 

[deaddolin]

grape juice is so funny like. *patently tastes nothing like how grapes do*

[deaddolin]

if i had NEVER had grape juice before and had only ever eaten grapes and you gave me a cup of grape juice without telling me what it was and asked what thing it comes from i would actually maybe say something like "im not sure what this flavor is but i do have to say that this ESPECIALLY does not taste like grapes, so it obviously is not that"

[thatwritergirlsblog]

Grape juice tastes like the colour purple

[fuzzycricket]

As someone who has never eaten a grape (yes, really) this is shocking to me

[theleftycanadianradical]

Canada sure is smug about our health care when we come in 2nd last, beating only the USA for our health care system when comparing high-income countries. Lester Pearson and Tommy Douglas would be ashamed.

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[chamomileharborseal]

hey op I’m fucking dying at these

[narwhalertheimpaler]

This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

[jonstarks]

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

[wizardlyghost]

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

[lubricates]

same

[splitjawjanitor]

I mean…

She would know.

[garmbreak1]

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore 

[katzensprotte]

HE’S GONNA DO IT!

[lungri]

A+++ CONTENT.