Death

Cannot save me...

[thebreadman]

As we await the final fighter to join Smash, I thought I'd take some photos of ALL of my mains throughout the series!

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Winnie the Pooh-  Pooh Bear’s Pussy Poppin’ Pasta

“Oh Bother…” - Pooh Bear

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

1 Box Elbow Pasta

1 Cup shredded Colby jack

½ Cup Shredded Cheddar

2 Cups Melissa & Doug Washable Yellow Poster Paint

1 Generous tbsp Cream Cheese

2 Bars of Butter

½ Cup Heavy Cream

1 tbsp pepper and salt

HOW TO MAKE IT

Boil

Combine

Follow for more Magical Budget-Friendly Disney Recipes

[the-beardless-nacho-deactivated]

im sorry pooh bear’s what now

[salty-red-mage]

I’m sorry, there’s poster paint in this?????

[gaming-succubus]

why is this pasta

[nogoodpainting]

Is that what you’re all fixating on?

It’s a recipe based on Winnie the Pooh and yet it contains no honey whatsoever.

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Who the hell puts honey in their pasta????? You sound so insane right now

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[randomitemdrop]

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

[wumblr]

here’s my issue with the harkness test

[archdemoning]

[howtofuckamonster]

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

[bemusedlybespectacled]

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

[felixitas]

[manstrans]

questioning myself after making this

[sew-birb]

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

[evil-cowboy-wizard]

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

due to personal reasons you will be passing away

[tessfest]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[nyanbinyuri]

[acetrek]

[unclefather]

This is like… the real plot for fallout: new Vegas

[stream]

PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski

[holdtightposts]

[melee-hell]

[permanentlygoaty]

[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]

[kreetn]

You’re…pretty good

[borbtort]

i still can’t believe he guesses the EXACT time it says fire. no human can react like that. then again..

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wolfchildrenn]

*makes this noise at you*

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ah yes.  The elusive Nocturnal Desert Muppet.

[lazarus-mccloud]

[invisiblelad]

Perpetual reblogging.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

LOL so much was said with so few lines.

[30-minute-memes]

flash games actually raised me more than my parents did and im genuinely gonna miss them

[cerastes]

You don’t have to miss them, you literally can keep playing them, they are being archived.

Also Newgrounds has been preparing for this for years now and they made their own free software that can still run Flash games.

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

twitch is wild

[stripemetall]

I see people use FaceRig just right

[rex-the-shepherd]

This shit isn’t edited after the stream, I hope you know.

[reynaruina]

[justcatposts]

“My aunts cat hates when she leaves so she guards her keys everyday. I told her to film it as proof and this is what she sent me.” 

(Source)

[babyanimalgifs]

Water puppies are so cute 

(via)

[babyanimalgifs]

Don’t say anything, just reblog 

(via)

[catsofinstagram]

[thecatalogues]

rare combo of dad and wizard energy 

[alexander]

[alexander]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

[low-on-memory-storage]