[spiralatria]

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

[spiralatria]

for sale:

two graves,

never filled by the guy i wanted revenge on, and also me,

[spiralatria]

it's just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.

[meangirlnurse]

had some time to chat with the verizon wireless guy while my phone was getting set up and he’s a straight guy it turns out he has two moms and used to DJ for drag events. culturally LGBT

[meangirlnurse]

😭

[chrissongzzz]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Boys will be boys

[were-ralph]

I’ve never been so invested in anything in my life

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

[intimatevoid]

#my buddy over here with the shakiest hands on earth #meanwhile Helmet Greyshirt has the hands of a surgeon and the confidence of Jupiter

via @aturinfortheworse

[disgustinggf]

[atiresometryst]

"I wanna go home" - me at home

[sabertoothwalrus]

I learned how to make paper today

[energyprison]

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

[everythingfox]

Cat is confused

[pukicho]

I am Gods weakest soldier

[hungry-skeleton]

Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

[hungry-skeleton]

Bones: with time I will mend this fracture stronger then ever. You were wise to put your faith in me.

Teeth: auuggh pleeasseee get this granule of sugar awaaayy from meee I am MELTING and BURNING nnnNNOOO you are cleaning me TOO HARD;! aaaiughh my fucking enamellll one billion cavities for you!!! Your sins against me are PERMANENT you SICK BITCH

[andmaybegayer]

This is because teeth is skin more than it is bones

[humanfist]

Your right but also please do not say it that way.

[coolmaycroft]

@andymaybegayer well, skin STILL mends itself stonger!!!!

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[whumpshaped-deactivated20250109]

[delyth-thomas-art]

[he-i-mean-they]

that’s like soo funny I’m like dyinggg

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

what’s so funny

[he-i-mean-they]

can’t i just have one private thought to myself

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

childhood trauma isn't even that traumatic when it's happening it's like ughhhhhhh not alone with dad AGAIN, I want to play wolves with my friends at the park :/

and then in your 20s you lose your soul, ability to trust, will to live, etc like why does it have to hit LATER when you're trying to get ahead in life

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[ultima-waffle]

Duneposting on Twitter because I have SpiceRot (spice brainrot)

[assiraphales]

ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

ryan: SOLD!!

[assiraphales]

idk what the male version of uhaul lesbians is but deadpool and wolverine went on one three day date after which wade asked logan to move in w him n his 70 yo blind coke fiend roommate (unsurprising) & logan said yes

[zephirite]

U-Haul Lesbians 🤝 Honda-Odyssey Gays

[demonicsymphony]

Also Logan is gonna help Wade get Vanessa back. They’re going for throuple of the year with bonus coke fiend roomie