Here Comes the Bun (do do do do)

Cancer Sun, Virgo Moon, Aquarius Rising. INFP.

[thebunny-420]

Fuck FedEx

[immortal-maschine]

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

[kaijubrains]

Forbidden nesquik 

[hisakata-resutomoshibi]

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

[immortal-maschine]

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[onlyherc-deactivated20221222]

if i bite my lips it’s not to flirt, i’m just ripping the skin off my lips because of stress

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I am the gatekeeper of the whole LGBT community and you must answer my riddles three before you may pass!

[linkbeetles]

no

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

B-but my riddles…

[deertwoheads]

tumblr please let me reblog ads

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

me and the lads getting fancy in the bog

[teasihyn]

friendly reminders with stock photos

[witchiestsuggestions]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sour-soda]

They also go by PEARs

[thecrabbybarista]

Local minor now hates pears even more than previously thought upon discovering an acronym

[tis-thy-girl]

new pedo terminology. know it, stay safe

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Friendly reminder

Gotta clear out the trash because apparently I’ve accumulated terf and pedo followers

[thewolfjumper-deactivated202012]

[toadallybpd]

My emotions include:

• vibing

• not fucking vibing at ALL

[luisonte]

Gámbito en cuarenta

[wittywallflower]

I love the ones where he is so happy or shocked he made it, he drops all the rest of his cards

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[tiktokarchive]

"Babe smell that? There's nothing in there. Babe smell that one. It's tape. Smell that one! Babe! Babe, smell this one? Babe smell that one..."

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

I’m losing my goddamn mind

[kayistiredt]

I'm babe

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[benyw]

10/10 would marry.

[rumman]

patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat

[jonnovstheinternet]

[darknailpolishsociety]

This was probably dramatically amazing thing I saw on the internet today.