Cody the Cat

[thecatcalledcody]

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. It will just happen. Give it time.

[thecatcalledcody]

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident".

[thecatcalledcody]

Happy International Cat Day

[thecatcalledcody]

Is there a refund for this being an adult thing or what?

[thecatcalledcody]

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I'm thinking out loud

[thecatcalledcody]

My mind isn't twisted. It's strategically bent in some places.

[thecatcalledcody]

I have selective hearing. I'm sorry. You were not selected.

[thecatcalledcody]

Keep talking. I'm diagnosing you.

[thecatcalledcody]

Happy Father's Day

[thecatcalledcody]

Revenge is beneath me. However, accidents can happen.

[thecatcalledcody]

I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I admire your total commitment to it

[thecatcalledcody]

I adore spontaneity, provided it's carefully planned.

[thecatcalledcody]

Crazy? I prefer the term "hilariously unstable".

[thecatcalledcody]

Saying "have a nice day" to someone sounds friendly. But saying "enjoy your next 24 hours" sounds threatening.

[thecatcalledcody]

All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you

[thecatcalledcody]

When I said, "How stupid can you be?", it wasn't a challenge.

[thecatcalledcody]

Easter is the only time it’s okay to put all your eggs in one basket