who don't like a bowl of sweet ol' mini wheats @thecerealwizard - Tumblr Blog

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

schmergo

@bonos-grindcore-sideproject This is so good

stupidusernamepolicy

pleasant-plant-x

LEO XIV HAS DECLARED BUTLERIAN JIHAD

nudityandnerdery

teaboot

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

teaboot

Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability

miseria-fortes-viros

tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful

anatthema-art

inspired by a friend misspeaking

revenantghost

sexchangedotcom

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

2peachy

chillyfeetsteak

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

dzgrizzle

milfsisyphus

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

animentality

lasaraconor

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish

thetableintheback

[image description: a gif parodying edward hopper’s nighthawks. it depicts the diner filled with water and various fish swimming around inside it. the light from the diner casts reflections through the water onto the street outside. /end description]