The Cinderninja

Here to post fanfics on tumblr like it's 2012

[oldmondzine]

Do you hear the people sing?

The time has come to make your voices heard. Our Interest Check is now open https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfX1SIxUjvauB2NhjhUp7NcCF1foBTIx5fTEeVN9553d8Fbpg/viewform?usp=dialog

[thecinderninja]

LETS GO

It's happening guys

[faerynova]

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Quick note, I completely screwed up with the tumblr file sizes. I’m uploading the whole thing here for simplicity’s sake, but you can view the entire comic full size/better quality »HERE«

[oldmondzine]

Meet the leader of our rebellion, Head Mod Barde! You can find more of their experience at thecinderninja.carrd.co

[lyrevibe]

When the World Ends.

So… Have you ever heard of the Samsara Theory?

I have a fun take on it for Venti.

I don’t know how popular it’s become, but it’s the theory that the whole world of Teyvat exists on a repeating Time Loop, similarly to the Samsara that happened in the Sumeru Archon Quest.

Because of Venti’s connections to the Shade of Time, Istaroth, he is able to remember each loop—but he cannot remember why or how the loops started. He doesn’t even know why they are happening, and he feels trapped within the never-ending Samsara.

Unbeknownst to him, he’s the one causing it.

The idea is that Venti’s memories of loops are recorded deep within Irminsul—so when Irminsul dies, it cannot record any memories he makes beyond that point. This is why he doesn’t remember that he’s the one causing the Samsara, because he only activates his time magic when the world meets its devastating end.

This is a depiction of that moment—of Venti about to rewind time upon seeing the end of the world.

This is by far my best art piece yet I think—I’m so proud of it that I felt the need to make a noticeable signature, something I don’t actually do all that often. This is also the first full art piece done on my ipad!

This art was heavily inspired by the fan animation “Genshin 4th Anniversary: Unawakened Dream- CN Birthday Party Animation” by “Hamelin”.

This song also invokes the feelings of this art piece!

Anyway, I think maybe I’ve come to accept that I am a slow artist. That I don’t need to be fast. I just enjoy making pretty art. That’s worth something, you know?

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[ave-aria]

AU where L doesn't suspect Light at all and only keeps him around because the batshit crazy answers always tend to ping-pong around his neurodivergent brain for like an hour straight afterwards

[ave-aria]

L: Yesterday I asked Light what his favorite animal was

L: He thought really hard for like two minutes before telling me it was the lumpfish, because they were Very Beautiful, Very Powerful.

L: I haven't stopped thinking about it since

[oldmondzine]

Oh, Kinsmen! We must meet the common foe; Though far outnumbered, let us show us brave! When Freedom is threatened, Mondstadt answers! Will you heed the call and join the rebellion?

Interest Check opens on April 16.

[oldmondzine]

@anizines @faneventstation @animeandgamingzines

[kx0e]

[batshit-auspol]

A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

[batshit-auspol]

Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.

[ardentguilt]

Article link:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/unlikely-suspect-caught-redhanded-over-failed-rocket-launch-in-bowen-qld/news-story/e489f5e9443d7209906d81e86a4498b0#

[batshit-auspol]

A ... spokesperson?

[batshit-auspol]

You'll all be pleased to know that this rocket finally launched today and it blew up immediately

[3psboyd]

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

[fionn-o-nassus]

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

human diplomat: [laughs at joke]

vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[redstonedust]

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[novapsa]

(Stares in bewildered Australian) And?

[wizardpotions]

I swear to fucking god if I see another post about someone from the southern hemisphere saying shit like this. No one on Tumblr is capable of understanding when someone is talking about their own experience and be normal about it. I don't even really give a shit about the Christmas side of this just that climate change has gotten so bad that there is no longer ice in Scotland in December and you should be worried about that actually. Imagine if people came on here being like I don't give a shit about Australian wildfires because it doesn't effect me

[jv]

Just saying, while I share the sentiment of being weirded out by increasingly warm winters, the idea of "snowy Christmas" is profoundly anglocentric, even within Europe.

The concept of a "white Christmas" is pretty rare to experience anywhere in Europe southern than Amsterdam (so 3/4ths of Europe, population-wise). Hell, even some of the nordic capitals (Copenhagen and Stockholm) only get white Christmas maybe once per decade or so. Sure, it can snow everywhere, but in December? It's rarely enough for the snow to actually settle.

So yeah, not really a very significant portion of Europe, really.

[wizardpotions]

Oh my god you people can't read anything without being mad that it's not about you.

[letsrevince]

[simonlorden]

I live in Central Europe and we ABSOLUTELY used to have snow in December when I was a kid, roughly twenty years ago. We don't anymore. Wtf are some of these replies on.

[the-official-netherlands]

People really can't cope with stuff happening outside their countries huh? I'm 19, i have 2 snow day memories, those weren't even in December, I think it was like November and February?

And even then, first snow memory I could skate on a lake, second snow memory we were exited because we hadn't gotten any snow to stick the years before and we could FINALLY have a snowball fight again.

Meanwhile, I have pictures from snow days I don't remember, I think the earliest is October and the latest is March (this includes the time between those months), where there was ceveral centimeters of snow, like 5-10. We celebrate even just 1cm nowadays.

I don't even wear a winter jacket anymore. I used to wear big fluffy jackets with fur on the hood. It's gotten to a point those are overkill.

And that's in my lifetime!

Do you know how often I hear about the elfstedentocht? The last one was 29 years ago. It used to be 5-7 years between them. Maybe 10 if we were unlucky. I haven't even heard anyone in a while about "maybe we'll finally get one again with this weather!" I only hear "you think we can skate on real ice this year? Like an actual lake? Not a flooded field?".

We are losing our culture, which we already barely have. So what if this is Europe central?

[mun-urufu]

Bro.I remember that like 10 years ago we used to get around 50 to 60cm of snow on the regular in a city. Like jt was normal and everybody expected it. It was magical. But now? We consider it lucky if we get 10cm of snow once or twice a winter. It really isn’t normal.

[guildofscribes]

I think I have hit upon the difference between "rides after Ringwraiths with bells on" Glorfindel and "shoots a fell beast down in the dark" Legolas.

It's the approach.

Glorfindel has killed a balrog, and when he died he was sent back because he had more to do and of course Glorfindel would get it done. He's big and powerful and useful and capable and wise enough to be sent back to Middle Earth, and he's earned the confidence to put tinkling bells on his horse as he hunts wraiths and seeks for Aragorn and the Hobbits. It's like an echo of Orome riding across Middle Earth in search of the elves when they woke, and the sound of his hoofbeats caused dark things to quail before him. And make no mistake, evil things take care to avoid Glorfindel of the House of the Golden Flower, Balrog-Slayer... the elf that puts bells on his horse to herald his coming and give hope to friends and knell death to any that make themselves his enemy. His whole air is "Come on, try me! I dare you!"

Legolas' has lived in the fight of a losing battle for his entire life in a forest perpetually under attack by dark things, survived the Battle of the Five Armies, and had Sauron poisoning the very forest he lived in for his whole life. The fight is day by day, in and out, too few people clearing out too many spiders, again and again. They have to be cunning and canny and quiet, and their power is in being fast and explosive on the scene and overwhelming in this way instead of by numbers. Numbers they do not have. His whole air is "Don't try me. Don't."

Glorfindel has fought a fallen angel, and won. With his bright and valiant spirit, he very nearly announces himself by that alone. If anyone deserves to match his enormous presence with bells to taunt all danger that presents itself to his path because he has tasted of death and not blanched before it, it is this elf.

Legolas has survived a slow, creeping, endless fight against a darkness that his people don't have the power to overthrow. His power is the unseen deeds of daily strength, steadfastness in the face of unrelenting darkness, and the purposeful cheer of someone who knows hope beyond all pressing dark.

[sentientsky]

so so confused by this culture of amanormativity. i was describing the love i have for my best friend the other day, and someone said "so you love them romantically. that's how it works" and no. no, that's not how it works. at all. intense and profound and overwhelming feelings of friendship and affection and adoration don't automatically tick over into romantic once they reach a certain level. my love for my best friend is deep and strong, and it hits me like a tidal wave sometimes. but it's not romantic

[queer-reader-07]

i think the worst part of the "everyone thinks i'm dating my best friend" bit is the amount of people that ask "well if she was gay too you'd want to date her right?" and like no. i'm not attracted to her like that. i'm not settling for best friendship because she likes men. this isn't a second choice. the shape of my love for her is profound and bone deep and wholly platonic. she's not my best friend because girlfriend wasn't an option, she's my best friend because that's how i love her. how i want to and how i choose to love her. day in and day out it's an active and wanted choice, never a concession. with a bond so deep it aches to see her hurt, and it fills my heart endlessly to see her happy, and not once have i ever had a romantic thought for her.

[thecinderninja]

hi! i dont mean to alarm you, but i wanted to reach out with some concern. it appears that one of your mods on your "surprise baptism" zine--your financing mod--may be a pro-shipper, as evident by their participation on the team for "the equivalent exchange anthology," an explicitly pro-ship zine headed by a pro-ship team (as stated on the zine's website). i just wanted to make you aware of this in case you weren't already.

We've been aware and upfront about the fact that multiple of our mods are proship from the onset of the project.

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”