The art of coding is hidden.

A blog (mostly) dedicated to ciphers and codes, along with some other things.

[roselorien]

did a thing for a pale gamkar hswc prompt

“And Amber Sweet is addicted to the knife. Addicted to the knife? Addicted to the knife. And addicted to the knife, she needs a little help with the agony. Agony! And a little help comes in a little glass vial. In a gun pressed against her anatomy. And when the gun goes off, Miss Sweet is ready for surgery. Surgery… Graver Robber, Grave Robber. Sometimes, I wonder why I need you at all. It’s clean. It’s clear. It’s pure. It’s rare. [x6] It’s takes you there. (x2) Before you cut. A change inside. I can’t feel nothing at all.Feel alive! “ Zydrate Anatomy - Repo the Genetic Opera

[poidkea]

I don’t have anything to say about this

im too busy laughing

[twinarmragedongs]

i cant eVEN DEAL WITH THIS OH YM GOD

[humanstucks]

[asktheroguehuntress]

:33 < equihiss then purroceded to slip on the sopurr i stuck down his pants and crush my poor grubphone between his iron buns

:33 < it’s ok though, beclaws dirkitty caught the whole thing on camera with his glasses

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

can we just talk about how dirk is wearing a shirt that says “dick butt” 

[fleurfect-deactivated20160822]

YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS FUCK IT

I KNOW THIS THING IS PRETTY MUCH OVER WITH IT BUT FUCK IT

FOR EACH PERSON THAT REBLOGS THIS POST

I’LL SUBMIT A HOMESTUCK PANEL TO YOU

I’LL SEND WHICHEVER ONE YOUR BLOG MAKES ME THINK MOST SPECIFICALLY OF

OR ONE I THINK YOU’D LIKE

I GOT A LOT OF ‘EM ALREADY DON’T WORRY I CAN HANDLE IT

LOOK HERE’S ONE NOW

WOW LOOK AT THAT STRAIGHT FROM THE COMIC

LET’S DO THIS SHIT

[ticktocksheep]

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

[softandwarmtibbies]

"Here, I bought you the thing"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"

"just take it"

"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

[thebanksyprick-blog]

*FEELS GUILTY FOR THE REST OF EXISTENCE WHILE LOVING THE THING AND THE PERSON*

[clintbarthon]

[saintsideways]

Dear Tumblr, 

We need to have a talk about this. This is unacceptable. How, I ask you, am I supposed to continue being a productive and functional human being when this gifset exists? I’d like to see someone about returning these emotions, I believe they are defective.

Best wishes,

A dissatisfied customer.

[darthstitch]

Okay, I’m probably being seriously slow on the uptake here but….. did Bucky Barnes somehow sneak into Steve Rogers’ apartment to steal his clothes? I mean, that hat and that jacket look awfully alike?

Someone, please, please, enlighten me.

(I think I may need to curl up into a little ball and cry my eyes out)

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

being alone with your friends parents

[goinghoste-deactivated20151119]

[goinghoste-deactivated20151119]

yes i wwould like a vvery large cup a wwater

[wessasaurus-rex]

and don’t forget to include the sippy straww 

[death-limes]

THE ONE WWITH THE LOOP-DE-LOOPS

[frogribbit]

i put the riot in patriotic

[bombing]

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

[jewbat-deactivated20150816]

#fight club

[degenerate-perturbation]

while i was doing this people would regularly stare at my paper and then questioningly tilt their heads at me

[voydgear]

this is wicked cool and pretty :o

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

These are so fucking rad

[trolltina]

i’m ready for tomorrow 

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

you guys shoved eurovision up our ass for a straight week but you cant handle one day of usa celebration

[magdalenarivera]

#smh people can’t even take usa tumblr sarcastically loving their naiton for 24 hrs

[kurumayu-deactivated20211016]

[queenqueso]

#let us have our dumb jokes ok#it numbs the pain of all the actual bullshit going on here

[insurggent]

the sunset was beautiful tonight

[theother9tenths]

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FLAG PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THE SKY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[compassionats]

Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.

[thecodewriter]

Keyword Ciphers

So! You want to pass notes in class, but your teacher is good at picking them up, and what’s worse, they make you read them out loud to the class! So what do you do? You use a cipher, of course. This one is so easy that you can use it pretty much anywhere with pretty much everyone, as long as the person you’re talking with knows the keyword.  So basically, what you do is write out the alphabet like this: A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T U | V | W |

X | Y | Z

So now that you have your letters spaced out, you have to pick a keyword. Here, it’s going to be “keyword”, as it doesn’t have any repeating letters. I’ll show you how to do words that have repeating letters in a little bit! Basically, you just push the word into the beginning of the alphabet and shift everything over, taking out the letters that are in your keyword. So, it ends up looking like this:

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V |  k   e   y   w   o   r   d   a   b   c   f   g   h    i     j   l    m   n   p   q  s   t    

W | X | Y | Z  u  v   x   z

Great! Now what?  Well, try writing a word using your cipher key! Try the sentence, “the cat jumped over the dog” as a starter. (hint: it’s cao ykq cshlow jton cao wjd) The best thing about keyword ciphers is that they’re pretty hard to decode if you don’t have the keyword, and they’re pretty simple to decode if you do! Now, if you wanna use a word that has repeating letters, don’t fret! Just take the repeating letters out! Like so, with the keyword “funny”:

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V  f   u    n   y   a   b   c   d   e  g   h   i    j     k   l   m   o   p   q   r   s    t

W | X | Y | Z  v  w   x   z And that’s all there is to it, friends! Have fun passing notes or talking to people in group chats or whatever you use it for!

[thecodewriter]

Keyword Ciphers

So! You want to pass notes in class, but your teacher is good at picking them up, and what's worse, they make you read them out loud to the class! So what do you do? You use a cipher, of course. This one is so easy that you can use it pretty much anywhere with pretty much everyone, as long as the person you're talking with knows the keyword.  So basically, what you do is write out the alphabet like this: A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T U | V | W |

X | Y | Z

So now that you have your letters spaced out, you have to pick a keyword. Here, it's going to be "keyword", as it doesn't have any repeating letters. I'll show you how to do words that have repeating letters in a little bit! Basically, you just push the word into the beginning of the alphabet and shift everything over, taking out the letters that are in your keyword. So, it ends up looking like this:

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V |  k   e   y   w   o   r   d   a   b   c   f   g   h    i     j   l    m   n   p   q  s   t    

W | X | Y | Z  u  v   x   z

Great! Now what?  Well, try writing a word using your cipher key! Try the sentence, "the cat jumped over the dog" as a starter. (hint: it's cao ykq cshlow jton cao wjd) The best thing about keyword ciphers is that they're pretty hard to decode if you don't have the keyword, and they're pretty simple to decode if you do! Now, if you wanna use a word that has repeating letters, don't fret! Just take the repeating letters out! Like so, with the keyword "funny":

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V  f   u    n   y   a   b   c   d   e  g   h   i    j     k   l   m   o   p   q   r   s    t

W | X | Y | Z  v  w   x   z And that's all there is to it, friends! Have fun passing notes or talking to people in group chats or whatever you use it for!