[takendruid]

"They Want You In the Navy" animation meme but it's Uryu & TYBW

I cannot get this goddamn video out of my head. So I have ideas for a video of it. I don't know if this will ever come to fruition, but I need others to see the vision here.

Quilge, Jerome, Driscoll, Berenice, and Loyd/Royd were taken out because they were dead when Uryu joined. Pernida probably wouldn’t care so they're not in the main lineup. Gwenael is a creation of Gremmy, so he's not been included either.

They - Askin, not caring. looking away. [maybe Uryu as a child]

Want - Bambi, annoyed

You - As Nodt, probbaly normal

They - Liltotto, unimpressed [Uryu in season 1]

Want - Bazz-B, angry

You - Cang Du, uncaring

They - BG9 [Uryu soul society arc]

Want - PePe, normal

You as a new recruit - Gerard, grinning

Who Me?! - Uryu

They - Robert, uncaring or confused [Uryu arrancar arc]

Want - Meni, shocked

You - Mask, surprised

They - Candy, annoyed/disgusted [Uryu fullbringer arc]

Want - NaNaNa, smug???

You - Gremmy, uncaring but more amused

They - Nianzol, normal [Uryu at the start of TYBW]

Want - Gigi, curious/surprised

You as a new recruit - Lille, neutral

[Music] 

[Show scene of Uryu meeting Ichigo]

[Show scene of them fighting together in season 1 against the hollows]

But - “But-” Uryu

[Show them travelling to save Rukia]

[Show him fighting Mayuri]

But - “But-” Soken

[Show him training to gain his powers back]

[Show them going to save Orihime]

But - “But-” Jugram

I’m afraid of water - “I’m not like you!” Uryu, begging

[Show him fighting Szayel]

[Ulquiorra fight??] (I'm not certain on this one)

Hey hey, look man - “listen-” Uryu, then Ryuken.

[Show Uryu with Soken as a child]

I get sea sick even watching it on the TV - “I can’t be his right-hand man!” Jugram side profile. Or uryu side profile, then Jugram side profile.

They - Ichigo, horrified

Want - Orihime, scared

You - Chad, sad

Oh my goodness - Uryu, guilty

They - Rukia, shocked

Want - Renji, angry

You - Yoruichi, saddened

What am I gonna do in a submarine! - Uryu to Soken “how am I supposed to kill him?!”

They - Pernida

Want - Gerard

You - Lille

[silence] - Ryuken, back turned, as he looks down at the book or the quincy cross

They - Bazz-B, pissed

Want - Jugram, hand on his sword. Maybe shadow over his face where the Almighty can be seen

You - Yhwach

In the navy - Uryu kneeled in front of Yhwach

This may be a lil out of character for him,,, but Uryu is also a kid. He's a kid who's been through a lot. Askin also does NOT care for Uryu, and was only appointed to be part of the royal guard after the Auschwallen.

Also switched around Gigi and Lille for the "[they want] you as a new recruit" line. Lined it up perfctly with Gerard, and decided it would work well as well for Lille to be the final one.

I hope people see the vision though. There are bits I'm uncertain about, specifically the "but, but, but, I'm afraid of water" section

[el-yon]

I know everyone's excited that Kubo once again stressed that there is a Whole New World for Quincies after-life, but I want to fuss over the question.

The person who asked said they were thinking about Uryu not being able to connect with Ichigo and the others after death, to which Kubo says:

- absolutely not. these kittens will have means to see each other and keep connecting with each other in every universe. I just have to create an interdimensional connection involving Hell, you know, for the plot.

and I just love that for us.

[phantomrose96]

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

[pendragyn]

it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it

but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.

[triflesandparsnips]

Reblog if your ask box is open.

[little-shadow-club]

I mean just who would ever want to see Jinchul with messy hair and eyebags, his jacket nowhere to be seen only wearing his collar white shirt that has a loose button while his sleeves are rolled up revealing the old scars in his arms and with a look colder than usual, filled with the rage he has hid for so long under his calm demeanor hahaha who would want such a thing.

[str-ngeloop]

carl sagan said in contact that one measure of a relationship's intimacy is in how many of each person's sub-personas can see and commune with each other. and that hit. do you wanna see if our inner children want to play together 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[str-ngeloop]

She began to understand why lovers talk baby talk to one another. There was no other socially acceptable circumstance in which the children inside her were permitted to come out. If the one-year-old, the five-year- old, the twelve-year-old, and the twenty-year-old all find compatible personalities in the beloved, there is a real chance to keep all of these sub-personas happy. Love ends their long loneliness. Perhaps the depth of love can be calibrated by the number of different selves that are actively involved in a given relationship. Carl Sagan, Contact

AUGHHH

[hypokeimena]

image description: a comically dismayed weeping emoji /end description

[sin-ecdoche-deactivated20141101]

To All Writers of Everything Ever

I need to rant about this:

Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s customizable!

See that “appearance”? Click it.

You can also use custom fonts that you have installed!

See that “music”? Click it.

If you drag your own music into the folder, like so:

You get this!:

But wait! It gets better!

See “typing sounds”? You can change those too!

Perhaps the best is - YOU CAN USE ANY PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND. It will automatically fade it for you!

Seriously, guys, this tool is wonderful. You can use it for:

Research papers

Novel writing

Play writing

Short stories

Homework assignments

Ranting about your friends when they piss you off

Writing your shopping list

It auto-saves. It exports to .rtf. Hotkeys from Word for italicize, underlining, and bold work. You can print RIGHT FROM THERE.

And the seriously best thing ever?

It fits on a flash drive. The entire thing with added music is maybe 131MBs.

The bestest thing ever.

It’s free.

[peranora-deactivated20151119]

HOW TO BRING BACK PPL WHO STOPPED WRITING IN 2009

[thehoarsebard]

reblooping!

[conleches]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

[bellero]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

[nothingisnothingness]

Day 165 of 'i love woochul'!! He called during some important meeting or something like that

[juello-art]

🙘Turn Back the Pendulum🙛

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog this post to help a child break the law

[0x5742]

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

[ralfmaximus]

As of June 29, 2026 the law discussed here is a recently passed California state law (AB 1043) that requires age validation before using a computer connected to the internet. This is expected to happen at the operating system level, when you login to Windows, MacOS, Linux, etc.

Ageless Linux intends to force the issue before the California state supreme court, then ultimately (probably) the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS). It's a stupid, dangerous law, voted into place by legislators who either don't understand the core issue OR knowingly voted for it because they're assholes.

California is an influential state in the US. Many laws & regulations passed there eventually trickle out to most states. That's why it's worrisome to see this kind of thing rammed through, and why it's important to fight it.

Also, it doesn't matter if you use Linux or not. Or whether you live in California or not. Visit their site, read the text, learn what's going on with access to computing in this hellscape timeline.

[twunkish-cleric]

Is the person you rebloged this from Sun, Moon or Star-coded? (Say in the tags)

Sun ☀️

Moon 🌒

Star 🌠

Voting ended onJul 3

Extra credit if you provide your reasoning in the tags too ✅

[thecosmickight]

Genie: You have three wishes.

Wisher: I wish I cared 1% less than I do.

Genie: It is done.

*the next day*

Genie: You have two wishes left.

Wishie: *eyes red* I wish I cared 5% less than I do.

Genie: It is done.

*Hours later*

Wisher: *Face red with tears running down their face.* I have wished twice now to care less, so why is it not working!

Genie:*silent*

Genie: What value does a measly 6% hold against the sum of 94%?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

anon in my inbox said fanfic writers who wrote about dark and taboo topics were not “real writers” because of what they wrote about.

reblog if you believe anon is wrong and writers are writers, no matter what they write about. no matter how they portray these taboo topics.

reblog if you believe art can be about topics that are controversial, taboo or outright disturbing, and artists who create controversial, taboo or outright disturbing art are as valid as artists who create art of conservative values.

reblog to laugh at anon ♡

[reefs-camp-blog]

percy is an introvert who likes to avoid people but hes not the kind of introvert that stays inside 24/7, no hes the kind of introvert that needs life 360 because if he doesnt then sally genuinley has no idea where he is at any given time

during the summers (when hes not at camp) and during the weekends, hs up early (insomnia) and like 10 minutes later hes out of the house doing what? who fucking knows hes just not there

someone, usually sally, annabeth or grover, will call him and be like ‘hey are you home’ and theye started to expect his response to be anything but yes ‘no i went on a hike and i think i ended up in the appalachian mountains’ ‘im at the store getting more spraypaint to vandalize a nearby police station. where? oh im in florida’ ‘rhodes wanted me to see her island so im over there’ ‘i havent been paying attention to where i am but i think i might be in greece’ you get the idea hes just like the ocean, motherfucker can never stay still

king of side quests and not staying indoors

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

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