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skeletonthecreator

zirk vervain is so nonbinary its insane

looseduke

fia boginya and ylfa snorgelsson would be BEST friends.

cornertheculprit

pov you're the defendant in the middle of a murder trial and your defense attorney is doing this with the prosecutor on your case wyd

littlealienproducts

Cat Book Planter or Pencil Holder by KennyClayCo

animalcrossingmemes

stopoftouchingmywingsihurt

smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

foxyclock

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

kosmogrl

kristina100000

they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed

sistertaxon

can NOT believe no one in the replies has added this. i have to do all the work around here

real-life-cephalopod

great work in the tags everyone

grumpierbilbo

1. Martyr in the Catacombs by Jules-Cyrille Cavé (1886) 2. Jeanne La Rousse (detail) by Jules Joseph Lefebvre (before 1911) 3. The Crystal Ball by John William Waterhouse (1902) LOTR + art (22/?)

delgado-master

I hate Gandalf big naturals because he deserves wrinkly, saggy, old person boobs.

mosswall

Yeah? Yeah!!

icaruskey

y’all he clearly had plastic surgery to give himself those plush pillows. You’re really gonna shame a man doing what feels good to him?

Gandalf deserves the perkiest tits in all of Middle Earth

delgado-master

But then they’re his big artificials

sexygaywizard

Gandalf is a wizard and a divine spirit and he can have whatever kind of titties he fucking wants.

Also 1) images of Gandalf with older/saggier tits exist and 2) If you want more, nothing’s stopping you from making them yourself

I won’t have any goddamn Gandalf Big Naturals disrespect in my tower. Now put an old wizard titty in your mouth and shut up

delgado-master

OK, I’m sorry Gandalf.

kinka-juice

A wizard is never too saggy nor too perky, he has precisely the boobs he means to.

evilwizard

that’s so wise

pankurios-templeovarts

Une Martyre - by André Devambez (1867-1944).

catchymemes

danskjavlarna

Source details and larger version.

Here’s looking at you: over 1,000 vintage “faces in things”.

fishgummy

pull up his shirt play with his

you get it sid

sid where did you get this

toastbutteregg

qualidude

homosexual tendencies t-shirt

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi

it wIGGLES

almondbutterb1tching

this is so stimmy

confused-robot-cat

ilovestrangeandeccentriclosers

this could entertain me for hours

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