The Dragon's Keep

It's random nonsense.

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Dear Tumblr,

Why is it Tom instead of Thom when you shorten Thomas?

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Spoiler alert for fantastic beasts movie... Holy crap, I wonder how many people caught the reference when Grindelwald put the Deathly Hallows symbol around creedence's neck AND how if he touched it he would know. OK so, for those who didn't read the book; during Bill and Fleur's wedding Viktor Krum gets super bent out of shape because Luna's dad is wearing the Deathly Hallows symbol. During Harry's era the symbol is just part of a fairy tail and not well known. HOWEVER for Krum it's absolutely known for being the symbol of Grindelwald. He tells Harry that it is on the walls of his school and is a shameful symbol. And I was so confused at first about why they even put it into the movie. Like, I was a little upset that they might have just put a pop culture reference where it didn't belong. And ugh, this is why I love J. K. ROWLING. For those of us who knows the books by heart would remember it and Jesus, having it also respond to someone touching it?!? Just like an early dark mark. Ugh. This movie. My heart. I can't. Also, head-cannon based on the scarf, Newt is a Hufflepuff.

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My reverse annie cosplay. <3

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Pictures of my Ahri cosplay. My wig popped off half way through, unfortunately. Though it did make for a funny picture.

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Can you imagine if Rebecca Sugar pulls what TWD did?

On a season finale Stevonnie poofs, all we see is a passed out Connie clutching Steven’s gem.

And then we have to wait until the next season to see if Connie makes it and Steven is gem enough to reform. -Razz

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But really though. Garnet fangirling over Smokey Quartz is probably the most adorable thing I've seen in awhile.

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On these nights I can't sleep. The ones where I lay awake running through possible scenarios. The ones where the guilt feels like it will finally crush me. All I can do is tell myself that there's no going back. What's done is done. And hope I have the chance to apologize. Even if it's much to little. To late.

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Rant about The Cursed Child

SPOILERS!!!!!!! SO, I've JUST finished reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child and I have to say overall, I'm disappointed. Look, I get it's a screen play, but, if she was going to write anything I wish it would have just been another book. This was the more bare bones story/play thing ever. It left me needing more information and frustrated about her "19 years later" characters. First, why in the world would you even doing anything in a previous time and not directly quote your own damn books. They go to the Triwizard Tournament and add a bunch of introduction stuff that wasn't in the original book. That may seem picky, but for some reason it bothers me. Second, I would have loved to read about '19 years later' Neville and Luna, or George at the very least. Why Ron is running the Joke shop instead of being Auror? (I thought that was cannon?) where is Teddy? Which I also thought was cannon that Teddy stayed with Potters pretty often. Third, why is Album so concerned about being in slytherin? Where did that originate, and of he was so concerned with it, why didn't he ask the hat to place him in gryffindor like Harry said he could. And speaking of the hat since when did it so a little poem for each student?! Fourth, why is Harry made out to be this awful father, and keep saying stuff like, idk what I'm doing, I have nothing to go on. YOU HAVE TWO OTHER CHILDREN. da fuq. Why is Albus the ONLY one who has a problem with you being Harry Potter? Am I the only one who feels like it wasn't competely explained why Albus and Harry don't get along? Or what is actually making him angsty? I'll edit this and write more later, I've been up for about 20 hours now.

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So I found this on Pinterest. I mean, you could real Artemis Fowl. I believe City of Bones is also this way. If I remember Inkheart is also like this. Read the books, cuz I think it became a movie and I’m sure it’s terrible. Ooo, you could read Fables. It’s a graphic comic by Veritgo. Just saying, there are soooooooo many options! sheesh.

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This post has been realigned so many times! I just wanted to add another book that I think you will all enjoy. It's called "Nimona". It's a graphic novel by Noelle Stevenson. Its set in what appears to be midevil times, it has Knight and dragons and magic BUT it also has science and modern technology and omygosh I'm only 30 pages in and I love it! Please read it and give it a chance!

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If you ever wondered how big 'zilla would get.... He reverts back to zero. 😂😂

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So this is my star wars cake and lightsaber cake knife/server set. :3

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Don't eat my cereal.

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So my little sister came back from Germany last week. She is excitedly telling me about an anime she had watched with some friends but couldn’t remember what it was called. (she’s never really been into anime) All she had remembered were these three things:

There was a character named Rebecca

A character named Lucy

They all used snail phones

I’m trying to rack my brains to think of what the heck she was talking about. So I finally google “Rebecca and Lucy snail phone.”

Pictures of One Piece come up and I show her the images and I’m like, “Is this it?”

“Yeah!! That’s it!”

I just stare at her. Like, you couldn’t have said they were all pirates, sailing around, there was a dude with stretchy arms, a reindeer, or a guy with multiple swords....just to name a few things that are in pretty much every episode.

I keep kind of giggling to myself because she was excited about telling me all about it because she knew I liked anime and it ended up being an anime I’ve never really sat down and watched. XD

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That awkward moment when you hate someone with the blazing passion of a hundred suns....... But their choice in music awesome.

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A collection of badly misspelled names from Starbucks 

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I’m actually laughing. Virginia.

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FUCKING LOST IT AT CLINT AND LOKI

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Going through my favourites tag and saw this again. So I had to reblog.

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Ladies. I get that going to the bathroom in a public restroom can be difficult for us. But for the love of all that is good and pizza WHEN YOU DRIP BLOOD ON THE FUCKIN TOILET SEAT CLEAN THAT GOD FORSAKEN SHIT UP!!!!!!! YUP! It's hella gross but it's from YOU!! Don't make the next poor lady soul go in and decide if it's fuckin worth cleaning herself or hiking across the fucking road to a different establishment. Which then leaves the people running the restaurant/gas station/rest stop have to clean your nasty hell slop off the toilet seat. Learn some fuckin manners you disgusting sad excuse for a woman.