lil’ rookie

mk • 27 • they/she

[blueapplesiren]

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[sukiluvvs]

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

[kirby-the-gorb]

[astralbondpro]

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985) // Dir. Tim Burton

[totennko]

Potato Bird

[rexiedemibunny]

a tone indicator for when a statement is made by a bunny: hey guys /🐇

[patheticguy43]

omg hiiiiii /🦅

[gayestpiano]

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[wizard-email]

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[gerardtweets]

whats ur favorite bird?

anon you have just opened pandora’s box

My favorite particular bird is the Pfeilstorch! This is a piece of taxidermy from the early 1800s currently on display at the University of Rostock in Germany.

In the early 1800s, natural historians and biologists did not know where birds went for the winter. They just disappeared. Some people thought they hibernated like bears, or turned into fish (!!) or flew to the moon (!!)

Cut to 1822 when a this bird was found in Germany. It was still alive, walking around with this spear in its neck. The spear was made from wood that only grows in central Africa. The German biologists determined that the bird had been speared in central Africa and then flew north to Germany. This was how they figured out that birds migrate with the changing seasons.

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[evecoffn]

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

[salty-red-mage]

[salty-red-mage]

I am so glad to see this back on my dash with my addition

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[marcchurch]

[xskadi-deactivated20240221]

I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in

[jonaldronaldrolkientolkien]

girls night

[geekysteven]

[Image description three figures around a campfire in a desert. They are all wearing punk robes and skull masks

[drtrinitysantos]

SDVBJDFHJJDCBJJSFHJJFFHJJ

[cool-stuffandthings]

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

[lilacandladybugs]

"what if im a bad person" yeah? well what if you arent? what if you're trying your best and you're growing and you're kind? what then?