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Today’s the day!

Your sister is getting married but she’s pressured you to find a date. Not knowing anyone that could help, caused by having severe social anxiety, you summon a demon. Or try to at least, using all the right ingredients and marks, you summon Lucifer instead.

Turns out he also needs a date to a wedding.

teaboot

The Twist: your sister is getting married to a Greater Demon. Both you and the devil have been invited to the same wedding

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Happy 4th of July!

foxbowl

choose your fighter: Hope getting snapped or Peter getting framed for murder as his freaking identity is revealed to the world

#ffh spoilers

vlwv

hey please remember that halle bailey, the actress cast to play ariel in the upcoming live-action remake of the little mermaid, is NINETEEN (19) YEARS OLD and throwing around the names of all these grown ass men in their literal thirties who yall apparently think should play prince eric is fucked, cease and desist immediately please.

gallifreyan-detective

julianemoore

same energy

hellbabyfromhell

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

habsforever

jedimagnus

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

kayliemalinza

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

hivs

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*

iamalivenow

say what you want about buzzfeed unsolved but lets be honest with ourselves, the theory that shane is a demon and that’s why they never see any real supernatural bullshit is so much funnier then ghosts just not being real