When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.
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When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.
âŠdude.
my favorite samberg meme is finding weird pictures of him deep in the internet with no context
please feel free to add your favorite no-context pics of sambags below
November 1st
December 1st
The rest of the year:
For the love of Edgar Wright
thereâs a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win
i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move
Lake Klontal, Switzerland (by Robert Smrekar)
stop scrolling for a second.Â
Youâre going to be okay, youâre strong and iâm proud of you. Catch your breath and wash your face. Grab something to drink or to eat and remember to take any medications if you need to, okay?Â
Youâre amazing for making it so far into life; thank you for staying alive.Â
Now keep goingÂ
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#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
Itâs actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr⊠explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the targetâs food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You canât just take it from him because heâll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids donât only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. Thereâs plenty of cases of corvids âridingâ other birds as well. Itâs often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in laymanâs terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
âWhere the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?â
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
My spirit animal
Let's both call in sick to work and watch x-files while we snuggle and the rain pours down outside the window.
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âHow did your journey as an arsonist begin?â "I found a cockroach in my bedroom"