My Stream of Consciousness. Stay a While

Running a bracket at: @mad-scientist-pod-bracket l Call me Elmo l any pronouns l fuck terfs l please talk to me about: the bright sessions, look up, mythic quest, how to train your dragon ( books and movies), the magnus archives, our flag means death, wolf 359, sk8 the infinity and epic: the musical

[cartoonrival]

(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

[starsoupart]

hey guys why does this building have no exits

[chancesarehigh]

everyone is always asking me “why didn’t you break the cycle” “why did you become the thing you once sought to destroy” “how come you didn’t end this oppressive rule” blah blah blah but nobody asks stuff like “hey how was killing your abuser and finally gaining power back?” nobody asks me “hey how was it watching the thing that once haunted and hunted you vanish before your eyes? was it fun? it looked fun” and it WAS fun btw. if you even care

[ruggedghost]

Most normal Dan Howell instagram reel like

[bleachblondephil]

genuinely insane impressions

[ashlettuce]

Holy trinity

[girldan-pip]

my favorite genre of dan and phil pics are the ones where you can see phil in 4k high quality and dan is just a blurry blob

[dnp-as-posts]

[fullyerecteggplant]

rizzo the rat you have to stop. your baseball cap too classic. your letterman jacket too cunt. your blinding lights by the weeknd cover too perfect. your swag is too tboy...rizzo the rat they'll kill you.

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[accreature-deactivated20260222]

it is the year 2030. social security numbers have all been leaked, ubiquitous high-res cameras and advances in deepfake technology have made retinal and facial biometrics all but useless. enough fingerprint databases have been hacked that they, too, are considered public information. but there remains one bastion of uniquely identifiable yet still private information remaining: scans of bloodflow patterns in your genitals.

the much-maligned "penis biometrics" are said to be privacy-preserving, using on-device models to generate a "genital hash" that can then be shared with authentication providers - all backed by the strong guarantees of your phone's secure enclave. in the right circles, however, rumors abound. people say that the strange properties of the hashing algorithm may lead to it actually being reversible - how many bits do you truly need to describe your genitals, uniquely among all others? theoretically, a powerful enough AI could fill in the gaps with whatever's most likely, and extract something close enough to a true image from the hash. here, the technical discussion goes into the weeds - is it 70% of people that it would be recoverable? 98%? regardless, these unsubstantiated conspiracy theories are not worth the time of day. what would tech companies even want with pictures of your dick and balls?

[thefictionshelf]

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU KINGGGG. MISSED YOU TOO!!! Absolute pillar of my dash. On my mutual mt. rushmore. I've been alright. the horrors persist but I stay silly etc etc.

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[firebuggg]

i’m watching snowboarding and it’s very funny and kind of endearing to watch a 17 year old come off a really good run that will probably get him a medal and then immediately check his phone on camera. teenagers are the same the world over!!

[theweirdwideweb]

I like memes that would be funny 1000 years ago.

[theweirdwideweb]

[tuttle-did-it]

there are mysteries in this world, and none of us may ever know the answers.

[daisiesandbumblebees]

i love these so much i HAD to make one

[pigswithwings]

just keep staying up