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thenatsdorf

Ready, aim, mew! (via Nostrilcake)

catchymemes

kongu2525

Look its not his fault too bright

ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2

Let’s hope he gets smart soon

typical-atheist-scumbag

We can always send him to the moon.

gservator

I personally think he’s doomed.

Mood.

Shut up Boomer.

you all are a hoot

Footage of incredibly rare albino giraffes. Via u/to_the_tenth_power

thegamernamedsly

they need to put some clothes on

squeerpia

Top 10 my favourite anime tv series.

10. Cossette no shouzou.

Why?

Powerful narrative through image and stage direction. It is the perfect example to talk about artistic direction.

9. Humanity has declined.

Why?

Powerful and creative satire, and it is so freaking funny, I love it.

8. Kaiba.

Why?

Explores interesting topics with such a good technique. We all now that Masaaki Yuassa is a good director.

7. Tha Tatami Galaxi.

Why?

Perfect aesthetic and direction. I wish it was more ambitious when exploring the topic of coming of age tho.

6. Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Why?

Let me say this: this is the most ambitious, creative, imaginative and effective artistic direction I have EVER seen.

5. Shoujo Kakumei Utena.

Why?

A master class in symbolism. There are so many details, so many possible explanations that I just cannot state what is the actual topic of the show.

4. Kyousogiga.

Why?

A master class in rythm and narrative. THIS is jist MAD but high quality that I can just define it as psychodelic.

3. Haibane Renmei.

Why?

Such a nice critique and deconstruction. The atmosphere is perfect and well executed and the topic is deep and explored with humanity.

2. Serial Experiments Lain.

Why?

Just everything, it is so enigmatic and ambitious and creative and effective in every single aspect, it is just perfect.

1. Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Why?

Creative, ambitious, perfect symbolism, perfect cohesion betwee topics and devises used in the script and the audiovisual narrative…and the best part, it is HUMAN, just HUMAN. So powerful and deep but so natural. I looooove it.

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back-that-sass-up

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

ladymarlboro

i love how the crowd goes nuts

supreme-leader-stoat

If any of my European friends have wondered what I meant when I said American’s don’t have a single unified culture, I’m talking about this:

It’s not as extensive as Europe due to shared history, less time, and a (mostly) shared language, but Americans are really, really spread out and have a wide variety of “American cultures“ that compliment, contrast, and conflict with each other.

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This is also why a lot of “But this economic/healthcare system works in Germany/Norway/Wherever the fuck!!” arguments don’t work because the country is too damn big and also DIVERSE AS FUCK

supreme-leader-stoat

And also why a lot of us advocate for state’s rights and are suspicious of the federal government. Beyond Americans just generally being entrenched in individualism, a lot of us dislike it when federal lawmakers (especially those from larger/more powerful states than ours) tell us what we ‘actually’ need without really understanding the conditions and culture we live in.

It’s also why you’ll see a lot of Americans taking the piss with each other over state differences.

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This graphic also completely excludes Alaska and Hawaii, but if you want to get real weird and show a cultural difference start adding in the territories.

Adding Alaska would be adding an area from roughly the southwest tip of the Texas silhouette straight through the middle of Germany.

supreme-leader-stoat

Not to mention that Alaska might as well be a different planet, environment-wise, from the rest of America. They’ve actually only got one city, Anchorage, in the entirety of Alaska. Everything beyond that is technically a large town or, in most cases, a village or a hamlet. The average Alaskan is far more likely than other Americans to be surrounded by wilderness, transport is often harder than on the mainland because of the geography and weather, Alaska even has an altered day-night cycle in some places because it’s just that close to the Arctic.

mandatalks

Also people tend to underestimate just how much of a culture shock it is to move from one region of the country to another.

uncle-beanbag

Not to mention but within 1000 milometers I can drive from the pacific forested north west to the rocky mountains to the deep deserts of the south west and end up in the plains of the mid west. All totally different ecologies with population centers wildly different from each other.

xphilosoraptorx

Consider the face that, within its borders, the US contains every single type of environment that exists on Earth. To my knowledge, no other country can make that claim.

uncle-beanbag

Russia can

scrawnyflannelman

That one blows my mind, though it’s true.

Russia is pretty damn big, but we don’t tend to think of it as being ecologically diverse.

theunnamedstranger

> a lot of us dislike it when federal lawmakers (especially those from larger/more powerful states than ours) tell us what we ‘actually’ need without really understanding the conditions and culture we live in.

This needs a highlight. For us, having another state on the other end of the country dictate what we should do is like France telling Belgium what to do.

catchymemes

klubbhead

swollennugs

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

fakehistory

Antivax parent with child, 2018

catchymemes

gunpowder-gemini

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

dankmemes12061

Much bad luck

6lackranger

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

kaiju-emperor

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

cyberdramon

done-with-your-bs

@lastsonlost lemme guess…that was you? Lol

lastsonlost

That was me in spirit.lol

sndwave

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

sndwave

*stands majestically in a bucket*

stemmmm

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

prokopetz

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

stumblngrumbl

Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.

prokopetz

It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.

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Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.

prokopetz

Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.

officialharshnoise

okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?

musicalhell

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.

karometeenk

could he step on land if his shoes are wet?

there-was-a-girl

No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this

glumshoe

What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?