The Garoul

Just a little space for exploring my interests and obsessions.

[espressobuns]

[saysaraelle]

OMG @thegaroul

[thegaroul]

I hope Civil War has a couple scenes with those two riffing on each other. They are so much fun to watch together.

[thegaroul]

I had a Goonies style dream last night. I was part of a group of teenagers trying to banish a demon. Midway through the dream, we found out one of the boys was behind the summoning. We trapped him and then tried to find the ten sets of ingredients to complete the banishment. It called for four helmets, but we were able to use four shampoos. I figured out the boy's password for the spell based on a photo of a woman in a diamond necklace. From there, I pieced together that a neighbor, an aging Rock Star played by Anthony Hopkins and famous for a song about diamonds, was the boy's father. I woke while we were collecting the ingredients and I had to keep my hands on the seal to keep the demon contained.

[thegaroul]

What is Andrew McCarty's secret to be able to see a Weeping Angel move and not die when it touches him?!

[morganoperandi]

The Kinsey Scale Is Dead — Here's What's Taking Its Place

Are you an F6 or a B1?

So, based on this, I’m either an E0 or an E1.

That 1, of course, being Nathan Fillion.

[blizzly]

I like this scale. It says I’m an incredibly attractive aircraft.

[thegaroul]

I can’t tell if I’m B or D. Either fit better than the stricter classifications of demisexual.

[existentiallyqueers-deactivated]

fun tip for the holidays:

respect retail workers

[thegaroul]

steve: buck, do you remember me?

bucky: i remember yOUR MOM!!! haha

[rottenhana-deactivated20211226]

[bowlersandtophats]

I LITERALLY JUST-

[pinubers]

HOLY SHIT HIS PRONUNCIATION IS GOOD

AND HIM TELLING THE GUY TO CONFESS LOUDER /SHRIEK

[thegaroul]

One of my favorite badass actors in a role glorifying how awesome he is. :-)

[thegaroul]

Oh man, I missed a great opportunity for a Thanksgiving post. Does anyone else think the singing in Uptown Funk after "Girls, hit your Hallelujahs" sounds like a turkey gobble?

[philamuseum]

While in Philadelphia to promote his upcoming Rocky film Creed, Sylvester Stallone visited the Philadelphia Museum of Art, touring the Modern and Contemporary and European Paintings galleries, including the special exhibition ’The Wrath of the Gods: Masterpieces by Rubens, Michelangelo and Titian,’ where he admired Peter Paul Rubens’ muscular painting ‘Prometheus Bound.’ “That’s the painting I remember most from visiting the Museum when I was a kid,” he said.

(Photo: Joseph Hu)

[thegaroul]

I had to find this post multiple times at Thanksgiving so my mother could show it to family. Thank you, @rumtastique, for drawing it to my attention.

[oukime]

[ottermatopoeia]

what a beautiful wedding

[cuddlingwithsatan]

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

[stylesdiningtable]

yes but what a shame

[bondange]

the poor grooms bride is a llama

[natemovesaway-blog]

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

[thegaroul]

I think this might be relevant to @rumtastique‘s interests...

[pigeonsandnonsense]

[xaina-cosplays]

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

[thegaroul]

Michael Rosenbaum has such a great sense of humor about his work on Smallville and 10 years as the voice of the Flash. I highly recommend watching The Daly Show Ep #7: The Daly Superheroes with Nathan Fillion.

[tootricky]

Buttercream piping techniques (source)

[sensualcinderella]

Okay I was looking at this so long my phone nearly turned off. I think that’s a sign to reblog even if I run a porn blog

[raincitykittyy]

It’s so satisfying to watch this

[thegaroul]

Hmm, do I need to make cupcakes to practice this, or can I just use the circles on the silicone baking sheet? Mwahaha.

[thegaroul]

While Jesse L. Martin hasn’t played his doppelgänger yet, he has heard good things about what could potentially go down. “Earth-Two Joe might have a little musical element to him,” Martin says.

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/13/spoiler-room-greys-anatomy-supergirl-once-upon-time-spoilers

Oh, hell yes. There is so much musical talent among the Flash cast, and all we’ve seen so far is Barry singing karaoke. 

Can we have a duet with Victor Garber, please?

[thegaroul]

Continuing the trend of fan-made projects that I wish were real: Emma Stone as Spider-Gwen

(I love the use of Birdman footage in this.)

[thegaroul]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[webelieveinyoukris-blog]

Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

[yeinns-blog]

Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend

[queercakes]

I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!

[fieldbears]

Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions

[nothowtheforceworks]

Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn

[fieldbears]

Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you

[aspiring-weird-old-man]

*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*

[jezunya]

I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.

(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.

[whalleyrulz]

oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals

[space-flannel-deactivated201707]

i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds

[lectorel]

You spend part of your time on lesbian island, learning the stories, and traditions, and part of your time in the vast floating asexual cities, training with your eagle so that you can one day become one of the chosen few: the messengers, who carry letters and passengers between islands, jumping the heterosexual blockades. When you enter this select group, you’re assigned the job of collecting reports from spies pretending to heterosexual on straight island, flying in at the dead of night, risking discovery to collect vital intelligence. You fall in love with a pansexual girl who’s chosen to hide her orientation so she can aid the Resistance. At the climax of the novel, you swoop down from above on your giant eagle to rescue your lady love from a frenzied mob. As straight island burns in the background, you share a chaste kiss and cuddle while discussing the possibility of a mountain-top pansexual outpost.

[lynati]

IT CAME BACK AROUND AND IT GOT BETTER!

[thegaroul]

We demisexuals are the Windjammers. We float through the sky nation, only touching the waves when we feel a strong connection to our partners.

[vikander]

Captain America: Civil War - Trailer!!!!!!! 

[thegaroul]

Reactions so far:

Bucky feeeeels

Tony, you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

We have possible confirmation that Scarlett Witch is on Cap’s side (or at least not!Tony’s side) ...and she can FLY (1:53 in the trailer)